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Static_Sky25
07-22-06, 11:58 AM
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes wentby and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's Troops who are protecting your right to say stupid $h!t and act like an @$$hole. ................So, He sent me."

redneck13
07-22-06, 12:58 PM
:flag: :banana: :D "EXACTLY" this is why God made Marine's!!!
Wish other Marine's and American's would do the same with all these sort's, not because he doesn't believe, but because they're too many liberal's who are against "AMERICA!!" SF

OLE SARG
07-22-06, 01:20 PM
OUT FRIGGING STANDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reading that makes you proud to be a MARINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SEMPER FI,

criggleman
07-22-06, 02:34 PM
I need to buy that Marine a beer. LMAO

horselady
07-22-06, 04:28 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/timedjumpoff/GodblessedAmerica.jpg

Static_Sky25
07-22-06, 08:02 PM
I found it rather MOTO myself lol

fontman
07-23-06, 07:18 AM
Another "Urban Legend."

Check Snopes...

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Jon Taylor
07-24-06, 01:11 AM
why the hell did you ruin the fun? you made my chubby go away...