Al Jazeera's Man of the Year-Rep. John Murtha

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Al Jazeera's Man of the Year-Rep. John Murtha <br />
The Man Who Will Do What It Takes To Destroy America! <br />
June 26, 2006 <br />
The Rogue Jew <br />
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The only difference between John Murtha and guys like Osama...

[OLE SARG]

ms murth and ms kerry - the new Abbot and Costello!!!!!!!!

SEMPER FI, ;)

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There's a bug in John Murtha's head
By John Burtis
Tuesday, June 27, 2006

No, I'm not a physician, I'm just a retired cop working from the evidence at hand.

But I've gotta tell you, I'm pretty sure there's a bug in John Murtha's head.

At first I thought, like many others do, that Honest John Murtha has bats in his belfry. I mean he was pretty doggone mouthy, in his breathy soprano tremolo, to the FBI on the Abscam tape back in the long ago where he promised to do a lot for them, thanks to his close personal links to the Tipster, Mr. Thomas P. O'Neill of Massachusetts, but was just cagey enough not to take the dive for the short money, but grovel instead to show and place.

But then you take stock of the long and short of Mr. Murtha's balding pate and you come to the conclusion that if it contains enough matter to control his basic non-stop life functions like breathing, jumping to conclusions, and telling gargantuan whoppers, there's just no room left over for a colony of bats, whether they're the small fly catching variety, the medium sized vampire lads or the giant fruit eating varieties - let alone the entire carillon.

And sure, I've seen Men in Black where the guy's head opens up and you see that little guy in the control room operating his body. But that's not what I'm talking about. No extraterrestrials in Honest John's cranium, not from Pennsylvania or M-31, they couldn't handle the inter-cranial pressure.

Though M. Night Shyamalan's movie 'Signs' was a pretty good send up and all and took place in the heart of John's Amish country and scared the heck out of me. But it would take Mr. Shyamalan quite awhile with a rather large budget to do Mr. Murtha the kind of justice Judge John routinely denies his beloved Marines.

No, I'm talking about the insect variety, the ones that bore a hole in your scalp and sort of live between your hair and your skull, making a mess of things, impacting your thoughts, while they live off your precious bodily fluids.

It all came into focus when I received an e-mail the other day from a friend in the medical field. It was rather graphic and showed someone suffering from this parasitic infestation. It went to describe the bizarre symptoms experienced by the victim, who needed prolonged hospitalization and counseling to fully recover.

Whoa, I said. This case closely matches the increasingly vulgar Honest John Murtha situation, from soup to nuts, especially concerning the latter.

The symptoms included an increasingly haughty sense of self, ever wilder and more insensate attributions, increased paranoia, a growing belief in one's personal invincibility, knee-jerk reflex of propelling the foot into one's oral cavity, the additory need for increasing personal publicity, total forgetfulness of one's own past indiscretions, the need to personally enrich one's relatives by steering contracts their way through the use of one's legislative committee, the immediate need to grossly inflate the smallest bit of information into vast universes of creation (after the patterns discussed by the noted physicists Alan Guth and Willem de Sitter), the assumption of other characters, and, eventually, total institutional madness.

And I can see the growing panoply of illness on John's part.

Honest John Murtha explained to the FBI, who posed as sheiks in the Absam roundup, that although he wasn't interested in taking the dough "at this point," he was up for further discussions. And there's Honest John, his brother Kit and the defense business angle of reflexive contracts.

Judge John Murtha has declared that the US Marines in Haditha are guilty of murder before the facts are in, the investigation is complete, killed the civilians "in cold blood," and complains that the chain of command has covered up the crime. It is said he carries judicial robes on every trip for immediate rulings on thorny issues.

Majority Leader John Murtha already began his campaign for the post when he was advised by Nancy Pelosi to back off until the elections might actually determine his ability to run. Badges have been printed, "I am your Leader."

General John Murtha, drawing on his vast logistical experience and a few phone calls to Wes Clark, told Tim Russert that troops relocated to Okinawa could be re-deployed "very quickly" to Iraq, despite being almost 5,000 miles away - a feat which might require as much a four months to accomplish. The House Sergeant at Arms has refused Murtha's request to wear 4 stars on his collar when speechifying.

President John Murtha, showing how rapidly he is able to bump and run, explained how easily it is to withdraw when the going gets tough, drawing parallels with Beirut and Mogadishu. The future President failed to note that these activities formed the basis for al-Qaeda's bedrock belief that America always runs when similar going gets tough - the yellow brick road which President Murtha wholeheartedly endorses. Yes, President Bush has denied Murtha's request to have his photo taken while sitting at the President's desk, signing documents.

Nope, there's some sort of bug in John Murtha's head and it isn't pretty.

But I say leave it in.

We're better off with John Murtha, his many monikers, running around the way he is, barking at the moon, calling every soldier guilty, running for every office he can lay his hands on, making outlandish comments, looking more like Cindy Sheehan all the time, as John Fund wryly exclaims, while he promotes himself to chief of staff and looks over the prodigious shoulders of George Marshall.

I just want to be there when they come for him. You know, the guys in white with the whips, chairs and tranquilizer darts.

---John Burtis is a former Broome County, NY firefighter, a retired Santa Monica, CA, police officer, and obtained his BA in European History at Boston University and is fluent in German. He resides in NH with his wife, Betsy.

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When does a Marine get mad, WHEN AMERICA IS ATTACKED!! From within or from the outside it makes no difference. I'm a simple Marine, not a politician so I may not be able to speak as well as our congressmen, but I know our country is in deep trouble and we as Marines must come together to defend her as we always have and always will. The "Al-Jazeera Times of New York City" has wounded our governments ability to fight this war and protect our country. The sad thing is they are too stupid to understand the severity of their action. We as Marines may not be able to do too much to hurt them but we can make our views heard. We must contact our public officials and tell them to stand together, as we do, in this fight. Congress cannot allow the media to continue to tell our enemies how we our tracking them down. The garbage I hear today from the media is sounding a lot like the garbage I heard during Vietnam. If it continues to be nothing more than a political war between the two parties (Democrat and Republican) this war will result in the same conclusion for Iraq as did Vietnam. THIS IS NOT A GAME, our very existance as a country free from fear of attack from fanatics depends on our winning.
What can we do? Call for a Special Prosecutor to find the source of of the leaks.
Boycot the "Al-Jazeera Times" formerly known as The New York Times.
Contact advertizers and warn them against adveritising in that rag.
Contact your Congressmen and Senators and warn them " WE WILL VOTE"
WE AS MARINES WILL ALWAYS DEFEND OUR COUNTRY WITH OUR DYING BREATH, but now we must make our voices heard. SEMPER FI
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Marine General Anthony Zinni, formerly chief of Central Command, who voted for George W. Bush and describes himself as a "Hagel-Lugar-Powell Republican," has been among the most vocal and visible of the military critics of the Iraq war. he spoke for many top military personnel when he warned that an invasion of Iraq<ST1:p would unleash forces that could prove difficult if not impossible to control

If you never read Aljazeera and curious http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/79C6AF22-98FB-4A1C-B21F-2BC36E87F61F.htm

[marinegreen]

I find this New York Times story to be more spin, If this admin is so pi**ed about it then Bush needs to fire all he told, somethings funny in this White house when it cant trust its own people.I dont know peeeps, if they are doing this then why is it taking so long to track BinLaden, he's the mastermind behind this and he' the one thats a multi-millionare. How come its there Iraqi imformants who gave up zaqwari and how come we dont know who the next big dog is gonna be for the terrorist.If the govt is tracking people usin g there bank accounts then that means there tracking the American peeps,they have already showed that with the wiretapping. I dont know brothers what to believe from this administration.(Any admin really !!)