Tude
12-21-02, 03:19 PM
Politically correct Chirstmas greeting to keep the liberals happy
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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, the wisher's best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low
stress,non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer/winter
solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice,
with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions
of
other, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at
all and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar
year 2003 , but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this
Country great, not to imply that this great Country is necessarily
greater
than any other country nor is the only great Country in the world, and
without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of
the
wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting
is
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with
no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher
to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and
is
void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the
sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the
issuance
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
sole discretion of the wisher. The wishee further agrees to hold
harmless
and
indemnify the wisher, along with its heirs, assigns, officers,
directors,
shareholders...
Semper Fidelis
Jimmy / Tude :banana:
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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, the wisher's best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low
stress,non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer/winter
solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice,
with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions
of
other, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at
all and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar
year 2003 , but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this
Country great, not to imply that this great Country is necessarily
greater
than any other country nor is the only great Country in the world, and
without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of
the
wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting
is
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with
no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher
to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and
is
void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the
sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the
issuance
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
sole discretion of the wisher. The wishee further agrees to hold
harmless
and
indemnify the wisher, along with its heirs, assigns, officers,
directors,
shareholders...
Semper Fidelis
Jimmy / Tude :banana: