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MillRatUSMC
05-29-06, 04:53 AM
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Old too soon. Smart too late.

I'm not getting older. I just collect wrinkles!

Too young to be this old!

Old, but not extinct!

I'm not that old! I demand a recount!

You may not be able to turn back the clock, but you can wind it up again!

You're not old. You're chronologically gifted.

Damn, I got old fast!

Over the hill? I don't remember any hill?!

I can still cut the mustard...I just need help opening the jar!

It is better to wear out than to rust out!

I'm not over the hill - I can't get up it!

Inside every older person is a young person
wondering what happened.

Anyone who stops learning is old,
whether at twenty or eighty.
--Henry Ford

About the time you learn to make the most of life,
the most of it is gone!

If I had known I was going to live this long,
I would have taken better care of myself!

:D
Mine;
You know your getting old...when you run a few miles
And awaken to cramping of muscles that you forgot you had.
Making it hard to even take a step.

John Mayotte
05-29-06, 09:12 AM
All of that is true...oh wait, should I be agreeing with this???

FISTFU68
05-29-06, 05:42 PM
:evilgrin: I STARTED GETTING A HINT,OF SEMI~OLD FART,WHEN THE HAIR'S ON MY GUN,WERE GRAY!!! :D