Office Christmas Party

[firstsgtmike]

I'll be Cloned for Christmas
(to the tune of "I'll be Home for Christmas")
by D M Goldstein

I'll be Cloned for Christmas,
there'll be three of me;
One to Work, and One to Shop,
and One just for Parties.

Christmas Eve, I'm certain,
I won't be alone;
I'll be home for Christmas,
or else I'll send a Clone!


Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear
(to the tune of Winter Wonderland)

Lacy things - the wife is missin,
Didn't ask - her permission,
You're wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' round in women's underwear.

In the store - there's a teddy,
Little straps - like spaghetti,
It holds you so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Marvin,
He pretends that he is Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" You'll say, "Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna,
You can dress - like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' round in women's underwear!



Jingle Bells [with kids)

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
The kids all yell and scream
To us it sounds like anarchy
But to them it's harmony-HEY!

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
The children tipped the tree
Antique ornaments smashed to bits
The kids each say "not me"

Dad goes to work each day
Engineering things for flight
But his real job is at home
Refereeing little fights

Mom drives the kids around
In an ancient Caravan
Karate, swimming, children's choir
Espresso in her hand-HEY!

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Our wish to you is that you have
A...Happy...Holi-dayyyyyyyyy.