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redneck13
05-14-06, 02:13 PM
:banana: :D :beer:
: FW: Political Correctness



Subject: : Political Correctness



> Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
> Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be
> referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
>
> You must now refer to us as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
> >
> And furthermore ....
>
> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>
> 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
>
> 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY
APPRECIATIVE."
>
> 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
> 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED
> DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
> 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a
> "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
> 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
>
> 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY
> INCONVENIENCED"
>
> 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
>
> 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
>
> 10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
>
> 11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY
> SUPERIOR."
> 12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
>
>
> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>
> 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN
> STORAGE FACILITY.
> 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
>
> 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE

> DESTINATIONS."
>
> 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
> 5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL
> DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."
>
> 6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY
> HORIZONTAL."
> 7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case

> of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
>
> 8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."
> 9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP
> CHALLENGED."
>
> 10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."
> 11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It'
> "REAR CLEAVAGE

junker316
05-14-06, 08:09 PM
Nice way to put it all. LOL

redneck13
05-16-06, 04:18 PM
:banana: :flag: :beer: When I received this? I thought, maybe it would be good to talk about Equality for both Women and Men/Marines.....Thank you for your kind reply. SF., I'll toast one for you. Win