View Full Version : Staggering Drunk

12-09-02, 08:48 AM
A drunk staggers down the street with his car keys in his hand, staggering from one parked car to another untilhe is finally stopped by a policeman who asks "What's the problem, buddy?".
The drunk replies "Someone stole my car! *hic*".
"Where did you last see it?". "It was right here on the end of my car key ..." the drunk says. Sensing a pointless conversation about to start, the policeman suggests that the drunk just catch a taxi and go home.
Turning to leave, he pauses and mentions to the drunk "Did you happen to notice your fly is open?".
Looking down at his fly, the drunk exclaims "Omigod occifer! Someone stole my girlfriend, too!" :eek: