View Full Version : My kinda guy!
12-06-02, 06:31 AM
BERLIN, Germany - Many people would hop on the chance
to be able to decide how they die. A German playboy
has decided how he will meet his maker, and is
offering a $125,000 reward to the woman who can kill
him during sex. According to Berlin property tycoon
Rolf Eden, "My real desire is to die on a lady,
while making love." A lawyer has possession of his
will which clearly states the details of who will
retain the $125,000 after his death. Besides the
contestants possessing certain physical qualities, the
only stipulation lies in the fact that his death must
be from sex and not from poison or a knife during the
encounters. The 72-year-old will be flying in women
from all over the world to give them a shot at helping
him leave this world with a smile on his face
12-06-02, 09:38 AM
Ya gotta have a dream! How many times do ya think he's gona get laid before he kicks off!
At 30 seconds a pop (he IS 72), break out the calculator. Does "Shot in the back by a jealous husband" get a payout ?
12-13-02, 02:36 AM
MARINE CORPS TRAINING PAYS OFF!
A young Marine, home on leave, asked his father, the manager of a large department shopping complex for a temporary job as salesman.
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. At dinner that night, his father asked him, "How many sales did you make today?"
The young Marine said, "One."
"Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a day.
How much was the sale for?"
The kid says, $101,237.64."
$101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?"
The kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a
medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took
him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4 x 4 Blazer."
His father said, "A guy came in to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"
The kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, "Well, your weekend's shot -- you might as well go fishing."
The 72 yr. old probably has a **** load of Viagra. But if Murphy's Law kicks in.....one will stick in his throat and hill will choke to death.
01-09-03, 12:50 AM
A Marine lost a leg just below the knee in Nam..is sent to Japan then home by wich time hes been fitted with a artificial leg.
at home wates his virgen bride to be, and fearing that she mike not want him in his condition he goes on with the wedding without telling her
The night after the wedding, in their honymoon sweet while the new bride is in the head getting ready for bed, the Marine takes off his leg and slips it under the bed then get into bed and covers up...when the new bride comes to bed the Marine get a guilt attack so says to his new brid, my love there is something I should of told you before we where married, but I was afraid that I might loos you
she sweetly asked what ever could there be that could posably ever cause her to stop loveing him.
well he says...its ...I....Oh here ......and takeing her hand he guieds it under the blanket to the stub of his missing leg
the sweet young inosent brides eyes widden as she says
OH my......well spit on it and well give it a try
01-20-03, 07:40 AM
That's one motivated bride!