Darwins Greed
12-06-02, 05:26 AM
Q - What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
A - Rough!
Q - What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?
A - My @$$.
Bob is walking along when he suddenly has to go- bad.
Fearing he won't make it home in time, he goes into the nearest building, a big old fashioned tavern.
He looks around for a minute, the place is pretty packed with customers, but there's no bathroom in sight!
Panicking, he goes over to the bartender and asks where it's at, only to be confounded by the maze of directions he gets leading to an upper floor.
He heads on up, and about ten minutes later comes to a door which, according to directions, should be the john.
He opens the door to discover a big hole in the floor, surrounded by newspaper.
"Weird," he thinks to himself. "but this has got to be it."
So, he unzips and does his duty.
A little unnerved by the giant hole, he heads back down stairs only to discover the place has been hastliy deserted.
Spotting the bartender hiding under a muck splattered table, Bob rushes over to ask what happend.
The bartender looking at him like he's crazy retorts: "Where were you when the Sh!t hit the fan?!"
:gotee:
p.S. I'll get better, I promise!!!!
A - Rough!
Q - What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?
A - My @$$.
Bob is walking along when he suddenly has to go- bad.
Fearing he won't make it home in time, he goes into the nearest building, a big old fashioned tavern.
He looks around for a minute, the place is pretty packed with customers, but there's no bathroom in sight!
Panicking, he goes over to the bartender and asks where it's at, only to be confounded by the maze of directions he gets leading to an upper floor.
He heads on up, and about ten minutes later comes to a door which, according to directions, should be the john.
He opens the door to discover a big hole in the floor, surrounded by newspaper.
"Weird," he thinks to himself. "but this has got to be it."
So, he unzips and does his duty.
A little unnerved by the giant hole, he heads back down stairs only to discover the place has been hastliy deserted.
Spotting the bartender hiding under a muck splattered table, Bob rushes over to ask what happend.
The bartender looking at him like he's crazy retorts: "Where were you when the Sh!t hit the fan?!"
:gotee:
p.S. I'll get better, I promise!!!!