thedrifter
12-04-02, 11:02 AM
Ok Folks.......
The Holidays are upon us again.....and I know some of you folks have something they really want...........
So let's start Our Own What We Want For Christmas List........
So Sound Off...................
1. A new car comes into my mind........Ellie when you see this....I would like a blue one......
2. Peace and Good Will Toward All Men and Women.......
3. Jerry sending me that Harley......on display...............;)
Sempers,
Roger
http://gifs.cc/SANTASEE022a.GIF
1. My husband will be home so I don't have to make any wishes for well, you know....
2. Spend more time with my kids
3. Screw peace, blow up Iraq!!
P.S. Rog, Jerry said it was my Harley....hee hee
:D :D :D
Spiderman
12-04-02, 11:51 AM
Its that Leather and Lace, Victoria Secret thongs and the Harley's engine vibrating between her legs as she rides along, is the real reason she wants it..
http://www.womeninthewind.org/gr/witwlightpurple.jpg
LMAO
My older bro bought my older sis a 95 Mustang...then bought himself a motorcycle...I'm thinking "Hey! I'm next in line!" ;)
Things I'd like for Christmas? Hmmmmmmm.....
1) A truck or a motorcycle would be nice, but not likely
2) A new case for my guitar
3) A chance to visit a Veterans Hospital, or something military related like that, to wish the veterans a merry Christmas
wrbones
12-07-02, 01:34 AM
uhhhh.....what'd I say was wrong with Christmas????
fabboss
12-07-02, 11:19 PM
Make sure yoou send your wish list to the correct delivery service see below for correct heading.
To: All Concerned
From: Santa Claus
I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, Virginia, North and South Carolina,Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas, and Arkansas on Christmas Eve.
Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind.
However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement, who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us.
Differences such as:
1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads:
"These toys insured by Smith and Wesson."
2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an RC cola and pork rinds [or a moon pie] on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have anempty spit can handy.
3. Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogsinstead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace.
4. You won't hear "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen.." when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you'll hear, "On Earnhardt, on Andretti, on Elliott and Petty."
5. "Ho, Ho, Ho!" has been replaced by "Yee Haw!" And you also are likely to hear Bubba's elves respond, "I her'd dat!"
6 As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words "Back Off."
7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on 34th Street"\ and "It's a Wonderful Life" will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you'll see "Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV" featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other.
And Finally,
8. Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt. If I were you, I'd make sure you, the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree.
Sincerely Yours, Santa Claus