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12-02-02, 09:35 AM

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christmas posters and prints


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12-02-02, 10:25 AM
I went to Radio City to watch the Rockettes and Santa.
Just thought of ya with this.

Love Ya Brother
Semper fi

12-02-02, 10:59 AM
How about this angel :D

12-02-02, 11:06 AM
LMAO ROTF . Sorry darlin'!

He's not my type!

On the other hand....I can't get that picture outta my head of you in a forrest green teddy!

12-02-02, 11:11 AM
hmmm...a redhead in a green teddy...well I reckon that goes with the Christmas theme...but I'd need a tent not a teddy :p

12-02-02, 06:59 PM
Bones I never saw angles like that.......;) :D




12-03-02, 10:58 AM
I'm kinda likin your angel sophora....I'll take two to go please.

12-03-02, 10:59 AM
To Whom it May Concern:

I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve the southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. I now serve only certain areas of Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin and Michigan.

As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies, so keep that in mind.

However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us.

Differences such as:
There is no danger of a Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads: "These Toys insured by Smith and Wesson."

Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an RC Cola and a moon pie [or pork rinds] on the fireplace.

And Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have an empty spit can handy.

Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flying coon dogs instead Of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace.

You won't hear "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen," when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you'll hear, "On Earnhardt, on Wallace, on Martin and Labonte. On Stewart, on Jarrett, on Elliott and Petty."

"Ho, ho, ho!" has been replaced by "Yee Haw!" And you also are likely to hear Bubba's elves respond, "I heard dat!"

As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words "Back off." The Last I heard, it also had other decorations on the sleigh back as well. One Is Ford or Chevy logo with lights that race through the letters and the other is a caricature of me (Santa Claus) peeing on the Tooth Fairy.

The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on 34th Street" and "It's a Wonderful Life" will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you'll see "Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV" featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol Cars crashing into each other.

Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt. If I were you, I'd make sure you, the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree.

And, finally, lovely Christmas songs have been sung about me, such as "Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer" and "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town".

This year, however, songs about Bubba Claus will be played on all the AM radio stations in the South-songs such as Mark Chestnut's: "Bubba Claus Shot the Jukebox" and "Grandma Got Run'd Over by a Reindeer."

Merrily Yours,

Santa Claus

Member, North American Fairies and Elves Local 209