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thedrifter
11-30-02, 05:59 PM
Remember These?


Flippity flop, mob stop!
(snapping in at the range) You think it burns now, wait until I sit on your shoulders!
Fat bodies to the end of the line, skinny bodies to the front.
Poster by the DI house of Life Magazine showing number of wounded Marines being med-evac'd many with severe injuries, "Sick Call goes at 08:00 now what's your problem sweetheart?"
ANOTHER GLORIOUS DAY TO SERVE THE CORPS......
We're on YOUR time, now ladies!
YOU EYEBALLING ME PUKE?!
Did you call me a "ewe"? Do I look like a female sheep to you?
This is my rifle,
This is my gun,
My rifle's for killing,
My gun is for fun!
BENDS AND THRUSTS...ALL OF THEM THAT HAVE NOT BEEN DONE...READY,...Begin........
"You can take the man from the Corps, but you'll never take the Corps from the man"
" Semper Fidelis is our creed... Marine Corps, is our breed"
" If anybody could be a MARINE, it wouldn't be the MARINES.
" The road to hell is paved by the bleached bones of the privates that fell by the wayside.
Before going to sleep at the range we had to sing the Marine Corps hymn and then in unison "God bless America, F**k Ho Chi Minh.
GET ON YOUR STINKING FACE...NOW!!!!!
Good thing you're not a Marine yet, Because when a Marine quits HE'S DEAD!
Another Glorious day in the Corps, Where every meal is a feast and every job is a chance to shine.
I love this S***!
Chesty wouldn't like that!
Good Morning! MARINES!!!!!! (LAST DAY)
You keep going until I'M tired!
You maggots ****ed me off.....bends and thrusts forever.....begin
Good night Chesty Puller, where ever you are...Oorah!
You have 30 seconds! 29... 28... 10. 5. You're done! You're stinkin done!
You want to play games? We can play all day long...!
"The smoking lamp is lit for one cigarette"
"ARE YOU TALKING TO ME PUKE?!?!?" ...... "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!"
YOUR OTHER LEFT, SH!T FOR BRAINS!!!!!!
Your Marine Corps left, maggot!!!!
"Sir! The private requests permission to speak! Sir!"
"YOU TALKING TO ME MAGGOT!"
"Sir! Yes Sir!"
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
"SIR! YES SIR!"
"WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU MAGGOT?"
"SIR! THE PRIVATE REQUESTS PERMISSION TO VISIT THE HEAD. SIR!"
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
"SIR! THE PRIVATE REQUESTS PERMISSION TO VISIT THE HEAD SIR!"
"DO IT!"


Sempers,

Roger



Graduation Day!
Today you people are no longer maggots.
Today you are Marines. You're part of a brotherhood.
From now on, until the day you die, wherever you are, every Marine is your brother.
Most of you will go to Vietnam. Some of you will not come back.
But always remember this: Marines die, that's what we're here for!
But the Marine Corps lives forever.
And that means YOU live forever!

-GySgt Hartman
Full Metal Jacket

mrbsox
11-30-02, 06:57 PM
Used to hear this one:

Born on a mountian top
Raised by a bear
Double row of jaw teeth
Double coat of hair

Cast iron balls
And a 10" rod
I'm a mean M-F
I'm MARINE by God

or, if we did something right:

Well, just F#*K me to tears !!

Had 1 Asst DI that loved to play
SCHOOL CIRCLE; Rear Hatch
SCHOOL CIRCLE; Quarter Deck
.... for hours on end

JRtheSTAR
12-01-02, 04:55 AM
The smoking lamp is lit for one cigarette and one cigarette only and I'm going to smoke it.

firstsgtmike
12-01-02, 07:15 AM
JR,

THAT's the one that used to **** me off.