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3BadgeMarine
11-20-02, 06:28 PM
The last tour of a hot day was by a party of American tourists,avid for knowledge. Marine??,their guide,thinking wistfully of the refreshments that he would head for as soon as this lot was over,Led his charges competently around Nelsons flagship,HMS Victory,in Portsmouth dockyard he had mastered his brief well.They were impressed by his grasp of detail,the depth of his insight into what Naval life was like during the Napoleonic wars, his interpretation of the events of that distant day off Cape Trafalgar, and the courteous readiness with which he replied to questionsThe day was getting hotter,Marine?? first beer was getting closer.He led them finally to the Orlop deck,deep in the bowels of the ship.Here for the first time,he drifted away from the script."This,"he said,"is the Orlop deck,to which that famous Marine sergeant Secker carried Lord Nelson after he had been struck down by a French musket ball on the upper deck.It was a great struggle for the sergeant and I can tell you,Ladies and gentlemen,that we,the Royal Marines,have carried the bloody Navy around on our backs ever since:) And that my friends is a true story:) Aye JR??

harrymac
11-28-02, 04:59 PM
and we are still carrying them to-day.
if it wasn't for the marines they would only have a few ships and no job to do. cant beat jolly jack tar and the gray funnel line taxi's. always manage to take us to the s--- holes of the world leave us and go to port for a beer. come and pick us up and ask done much royal?

harrymac

3BadgeMarine
11-28-02, 05:14 PM
:) Greetings 'harrymac' Remember the old saying! There are two types of Marine,Royal Marines and Submarines.And both of them carry Matelots.Aye JR

Rob Parry
12-01-02, 10:30 AM
Taking an old friend of mine from Montana around Portsmouth. He was ex USN, following conversation ensued:
"Gee, are all your Navy ships painted grey?"
"No, some of them are Village People Pink"

Sorry JR, had to do it again.