Chinese

[Kegler300]

Subject: Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out
> loud)
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> 1) That's not right ........................ Sum Ting Wong
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> 2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
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> 3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
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> 4) Stupid Man ............................... Dum Fuk
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> 5) Small Horse .............................. Tai Ni Po Ni
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> 6) Did you go to the beach? ................ Wai Yu So Tan
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> 7) I bumped into a coffee table ............ Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
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> 8) I think you need a face lift ............ Chin Tu Fat
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> 9) It's very dark in here ................... Wao So Dim
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> 10) I thought you were on a diet ............ Wai Yu Mun Ching
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> 11) This is a tow away zone ................. No Pah King
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> 12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
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> 13) Staying out of sight .................... Lei Ying Lo
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> 14) He's cleaning his automobile ............ Wa Shing Ka
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> 15) Your body odor is offensive ............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
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> 16) Great ................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

[firstsgtmike]

Mr. Wong was at his wife's hospital bedside after the birth of their first child. When the nurse brought the newborn baby to them, Mr. Wong noticed it was caucasian and declared "Two Wongs do not make a white."

Hece, the baby's name, Sum Ting Wong.