crackbutt mountain wins..

[hrscowboy]

I cant believe that a gay cowboy movie won a golden globe award i just cant believe it how disgusting...:mad:

[thedrifter]

Times are changing they are telling us...;)

Ellie

[hrscowboy]

Well we dont have to like the changes thats for sure...

[thedrifter]

I agree...and as long it is not pushed done our throats..(pun);)

[Ed Palmer]

Yup I think its time for cowboy to turn in his horse and get a new ride

[hrscowboy]

Yeah right i would lynch that sucker in a heart beat.. I got lots of oak trees and plenty of ropes..

[greensideout]

I'm not surprised at their vote. That's the agenda that Hollywood has been sending our way for sometime. It's screwing up the minds of our youth, kind of like drugs. It's taking America down the tubes. If people don't wake up and sound off that we don't want anymore of this crap America is going to be an ugly place to live.

[kentmitchell]

Cowboy,

Check out who votes for the Golden Globe Awards. There's your answer. They all probably wish they were on that mountain with those two sweeties, too.
Movie critics ain't exactly loaded with testosterone.

[junker316]

It doesn't surprise me that this happened. If you think about it anad have been eyeballing the news lately. Gays want the right to marry, thtey want the right to adopt childern ( since they can't make any with each other ), they want to live with all the rights and legalities of straight Americans. HollyWierd will do anything to make a buck to include making a Homosexual movie about one of Americas known Wild West Keepers and turning it into a freaking Gay National Athem. HollyWierd only wants the almighty dollar even if it has to ruin the reputation of Cowboys to do it. I am sure that there was Gay Cowboys but they didn't want to make it a known issue. It was hidden so that thier ideas about life wouldn't ruin the Cowboy name. Now HollyWierd just did that.

[Ed Palmer]

More from the moutain Looks like another cowboy going to the other side

After a long session of making love the guy rolled over and reached for a cigarette but couldn't find his lighter, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There must be some matches in the top drawer" she replied. He opened the top draw and found a box of matches sitting on top of a framed picture of a man.

Naturally concerned he asked, "Is this your husband?"

"No, silly" she replied snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?"

"No, not at all." she said nibbling his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the guy.

Calmly, the girl replied. "That's me before my operation."

[Old Marine]

Bet this makes John Wayne mad as hell.

[hoytarcher45]

I dont know if anyone has seen the show "Next" on MTV. Its basically a show where one person (male or female) takes turns dating 5 other people (male or female). If during the date, the person doesnt like one of the dates, they can say "Next", and the next person will come out and continue the date. The thing is, about every third episode involves homosexuals. I cannot even believe that MTV allows this, on a network that teens and younger watch. I've talked to my younger sisters (15 and 10) and they see nothing out of the ordinary or wrong with this being on television. Only 5 or 10 years ago this would be unheard of. What the hell is happening to our country?

[CplCrotty]

What's happening to our country ? How about MTV, Paris Hilton, liberal-socialist-wacko-professors, Hollywood, femi-nazis, hatred of anything to do with God and religion, disdain for the military, etc., etc.

From the Greatest Generation comes the most pathetic.

[BOOGIEMAN44]

I Have To Agree With Cowboy On This One...wtf Is Going On Here??? I Am No Longer Nervous To Ware My Cowboy Hat In Public, I Am Almost Just Plain Scared That Someone Will Now Look At Me " Funny " This Was Just A Plain Bad Movie For Any Cowboy... And To Cplcrotty, Nice Birthday...

[G G Y]

The next movie is about the love afair between the cowboy and his horse.

[Devildogg4ever]

The next movie is about the love afair between the cowboy and his horse

You can probably bet on it!!! Seems like they are always trying to turn anything dealing as a man, into dainty!!!

[Osotogary]

Backdoor winners for sure. LOL

[lprkn]

What's happening to our country ? How about MTV, Paris Hilton, liberal-socialist-wacko-professors, Hollywood, femi-nazis, hatred of anything to do with God and religion, disdain for the military, etc., etc.

Well, I'd have to say that a big part of it comes from the fact that good men stood by and did nothing.

It's easy to b*tch on the internet, harder to actually do something.

[junker316]

Well, I'd have to say that a big part of it comes from the fact that good men stood by and did nothing.

It's easy to b*tch on the internet, harder to actually do something.

It isn't that no-one hasn't tried to stop this nonsense. It's that the tolerance for such $hit has grown. Take a real close look around. Look at the polls being taken on college campuses. Most females and males have had at least one homo-sexual affair or are curious about it. Some have adopted it into their life style and try to gather those who wish to try it out into their group. Americans who are not that way have tolerated it. We as men, most men, wouldn't mind seeing two females getting it on but it makes us sick to even think about two men doing the same thing. Personally I wouldn't want two females either because it is the same as two males. It is wrong and distasteful towards the reproduction of the human race. Two females will never create a child nor will two males. I have researched by asking females if they would like to watch as two males got it on and 87% of those asked thought it was sickening. 8% thought it would be interesting since men would like to see the opposite. And the last 5% thought that as long as they loved each other then nothing was wrong with it. Makes me wonder who actually went to see this screwed up movie.

[outlaw3179]

I guarantee that if the movie had 2 cowgirls..... Angelina Jolie and Jessica Simpson rompin all over the mountains ...all the guys would be saying "YEAH THIS MOVIE KICKS ASS" lol..... Im not into gay cowboys so for that reason I didnt go see that movie . I probably would have thrown up. but I will be the first in line when the movie about 2 lesbian cowgirls hits the theaters. Is it a double standard ?? Damn right ..but who cares thats my personal opinion ...

[sgt.r.n.davis]

Wow! Cowboy It Looks Like A Bad Week For You...RONALD REAGAN Was A Cowboy And So Is Bush. They Don't Act Like This At All!!!

An Old Cowboy Sat Down At A Star Bucks And Ordered A Cup Of Coffee. As He Sat Sipping His Coffee, A Young Woman Sat Down Next To Him.

She Turned To The Cowboy And Asked,"are You A Real Cowboy?"

He Replied,"well, I've Spent My Whole Life Breaking Colts,working Cows,going To Rodeos,fixing Fences,pulling Calves,bailing Hay,working On Tractors And Feeding My Dogs,so I Guess I Am A Cowboy."

She Said, "i'm A Lesbian, I Spend My Whole Day Thinking About Women. As Soon As I Get Up In The Morning, I Think About Women. When I Shower, I Think About Women. When I Watch Tv, I Think About Women. I Even Think About Women When I Eat. It Seems That Everyting Makes Me Think About Women.

The Two Sat Sipping In Silence.

A Little While Later. A Man Sat Down On The Other Side Of The Old Cowboy And Asked, "are You A Real Cowboy?"

The Cowboy Replied, "i Always Though I Was, But I Just Found Out That I'm A Lesbian."

[hrscowboy]

hahahahaha good one brother.....

[kentmitchell]

GGY,

I assume the Cowboy's horse is stump broke.

[Ed Palmer]

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[Ed Palmer]

They're re-doing all the classic westerns.

Pillowfight at the OK Corral

How the West Was Decorated

The Good, The Bad and The Gay

For a Few Dollars More (He'll Swallow)

Clint Eastwoods famous line "Go ahead punk, make me gay

[rsta]

It gives a whole new meaning to "back in the saddle again"!

[OLE SARG]

We can thank all the wacko left-leaning actors and directors in Hollywood, or should I say Leftwood. I think most of them are pinko fags so thus, "Buttcrack Mountain".

SEMPER FI,
OLE SARG

[hrscowboy]

ROFLMFAO ed leave it to you my brother to think how there changin the old movies..

[Osotogary]

Mount up!

[Ed Palmer]

Now we know what it means



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[Ed Palmer]

Now they have gotten Oscar Mayer in the movie busness they are coming out with their version of GAY WESTERNS Its realy gonna be a headliner

Its Gonna be called WIENER WRANGLERS

[Ed Palmer]

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[Ed Palmer]

I CAN'T STAND THE SILENCE SO I HAVE WENT BACK AND REVISITED THE MOUTAIN
I JUST COULDNT LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE

A SNEAK PREVIEW OF MORE FILMS TO CUM


Buttcrack slammin'

Fudgepack whammin'

"Bunanza"

The backdoor ranger
Barebutt Canyon

Humpback mountain'There's Something About Murray'

'Broked*ck Mountain'

'Gl0ryh0le Road'

'Lord Of The Thighs'

'Dances With Bears'

The Loin King'

'Men In B(l)ack'

'My Big Fat Greek (fill in the blank)'

'Die Hard

'Deep Impact'

'The Humpback Of Notre Dame'

"Fire In The Hole!"

"Rump Riders of the Purple Sage"

"Gentle Perversion"


"Gone in the Hind"

Browneye Mounting

"Some Like It Queer"

"Pattin'"

"Guns of Havabone"

"The Day the Sheep Stood Still"

"This Is Anal Tap"" Boy Toy Story"

"Rode Warrior"

"The Loin in Winter"


High Moon"Rocky Mountain Pitcher Show"

"Catch Me In The Can"

"Bendover in the Grass"

"Mr. Deeds Does the Deed"

"My Fair Laddie"Deep Impact

Rumprider Ridge

Bareback Mounting

Rambutt"

Riding the Skin-Train West to Poopy Town"


The Tightfits

The Horse Tickler

All the Pretty Hosers

Wyatt Slurp

The Adventures of Wild Bill Hardcock

The Ox Incident

Rompaneros

Once Upon a Time in the Closet

The Big Gundown

Behind the Barnyard Door.

Walk a Crooked Mile

Rear Window

Rear View Queer

Buttman Begins

Revenge of the Turds

Pain Within

Deconstructing Harry

Rider man


Homos On The Range

Misfit

Blazing Saddles

Magnificent Seven Inches

Little Big Men

The Good, The Bad, And The Big One

It's Not Dick and Jane

Long Ranger

How The West Was Hung

Broke My Back Mounting Him

[G G Y]

Outstanding. verygood. Can anybody think of more? Lets have them. My Navy man and Marine are geting now.

[Ed Palmer]

Producers of Brokeback Mountain Buy Rights to James Bond Series- Humor PG-13
Free Republic ^ | 29 January 2006 | Rockitz


Posted on 01/30/2006 5:17:21 PM PST by Rockitz


Hollywood (AP)- In an effort to destroy one of the last bastions of machismo in the cinema, the producers of Brokeback Mountain have obtained the rights to the James Bond series and are engaged in the long term development of a number of films based on prior releases of the popular series. Using the formula developed in Oscar-favorite Brokeback Mountain, the producers will introduce the James' Wand 007 collection with the working titles as follows:


1. Dr. Yes, yes, yes. (1962)
2. To Russia With Doug (1963)
3. Goldstinger (1964)
4. Thunderballs (1965)
5. You Only Came Twice (1967)
6. In Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
7. Diamonds Are For Trevor (1971)
8. Give And Let Cry (1973)
9. The Man With The Golden Gun (1974) (Perfect as is)
10. The Guy Who Loved Me (1977)
11. Moonshaker (1979)
12. For Your Guys Only (1981)
13. Octowoosie (1983)
14. A View of His Drill (1985)
15. He's Living in Tights (1987)
16. Licence To Thrill (1989)
17. BrownEye (1995)
18. To Borrow Clever Ties (1997)
19. His Unfurled Was Not Enough (1999)
20. My! Another Gay (2002)
21. Casino Boy Doll (2006)



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[OLE SARG]

What is the world coming to?????? Buttcrack Mountain is nominated for a Academy Award!!!! That's all we need, an academy award winning movie about two faggots falling in love on a campout. As all have stated, DISGUSTING!!!!!!

That's the LEFT, LEFT, Hollywood for ya!!!

SEMPER FI,
OLE SARG

[Ed Palmer]

HEY COWBOY WHERE YA AT WE GONNA REOPEN BUTT CRACK MOUNTAIN

First Time

Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day... We were madly in love... We made our way down to that the tree and made love for hours," explained Clem.

"That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jed.

"Yep, it was goin' real well until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us..."

"Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you puttin' it to her daughter?" "Baaaaa..."

[USMCmailman]

Bet this makes John Wayne mad as hell.
Who cares what John Wayne thinks? He was never in the service, I think he was in the closet anyway!!!!!!!!:nerd:

[Ed Palmer]

That's Hollywood for you..

A salesman is visiting Hollywood California and checks into a local motel.
As he was checking out the next morning, the desk clerk noticed that he
looked a bit frazzled.

He asked "Sir was everything O.K. with your room?"

He angrily replies "Was everything O.K.!!! I get woke up at 2:00 in the
morning with this huge cowboy sitting on my chest holding a pistol to my
head who tells me if l don't pleasure him immediately he's gonna blow my
head off!"

The desk clerk is shocked and asks, "What did you do?"

The saleman's reply, "Did you hear any shootin'?"

[killerinstinct]

Yup I think its time for cowboy to turn in his horse and get a new ride

LOL yup like a goat

[Wyoming]

Who cares what John Wayne thinks? He was never in the service, I think he was in the closet anyway!!!!!!!!:nerd:

Whoa Pilgrim!!

Ole Marine made a comment and then you slammed John Wayne.


Interesting. I need to read more of your posts and see exactly where you lie.

Sempers ...

[drumcorpssnare]

I've always been a big fan of the "Duke", but for what it's worth....his real first name was Marion. :D
drumcorpssnare:usmc: