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Wyoming
12-23-05, 08:54 AM
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Now that they are joined in marriage, the British people are probably wondering what to call the mate of Sir Elton John.

I know...Lady Elton!

Whoops, the papers all said he (David Furnish) was listed in the program as the groom.

So, I guess they are going to have to take back the knight ship, and rename Elton.

Oh yeah, the dark hole just gets wider and wider! (thatpunwasintended)



Would the ‘new names’ be -

Dame 'Sir' Elton and his, er, her(?) 'husband', Sir 'Dame' David.


Is that the way it should now read??

Ed Palmer
12-23-05, 09:50 AM
When they go to bed at Knight you might say that the
(FRUIT IS IN THE BASKET):banana::banana:

Didnt they use to say MERRY OLD ENGLAND?
NOW THEY CAN SAY GAY OLD ENGLAND

yellowwing
12-23-05, 12:41 PM
Yeah, I hear they are going to stop by and see Barbara Striesand on the way to their honeymoon at Buttcrack Mountain!

Osotogary
12-23-05, 01:19 PM
Yellowwing- Your rapier-like wit is razor sharp today.
Big Al- You have a knack for starting some great "Water cooler" conversations.
Ed- As always, your comedic sense of timing is unparalleled.

Have a wonderful Christmas.

Ed Palmer
12-27-05, 08:35 AM
Do you know what Elton said to David when it was time to go ?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/Ed15Palmer/lookdown.gif






http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/Ed15Palmer/lookdown.gif


Bend over and I will drive you home!!!!

lurchenstein
12-27-05, 01:57 PM
Yeah, I hear they are going to stop by and see Barbara Striesand on the way to their honeymoon at Buttcrack Mountain!

I like your twist on the new gay buckaroo flick!
Think I'll stay with the Louis L'Amour Westerns.

yellowwing
12-27-05, 02:02 PM
I like your twist on the new gay buckaroo flick!
Think I'll stay with the Louis L'Amour Westerns.
Our Bro, Hrscowboy is just livid :mad: about that dang movie.

vfm
12-27-05, 03:09 PM
Now the UK has two Queens...
SEMPER FI!!!
vfm

hrscowboy
12-27-05, 06:26 PM
You dang right i am livid about the movie of crackbutt mountain now since ole elton has joined the ranks of crackbutt mountain you can bet i will make sure that if i ever see him anywhere i am going to let him know how i feel about his nasty rump roastin carcass....

semperfiman
12-27-05, 09:05 PM
whos pitching and whos catching like i really give a a shot

hrscowboy
12-27-05, 09:57 PM
have you all noticed the movie crackbutt mountain has been a real flop at the movie houses as well as it should be.. Where does anyone in there right mind think that people want to see some kind of crap like that in a movie..