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thedrifter
12-14-05, 06:01 PM
WHY CAN'T I GET ARRESTED? <br />
December 14, 2005 | Ann Coulter <br />
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I'm getting a little insulted that no Democratic prosecutor has indicted me. Liberals bring trumped-up criminal charges against all the...

yellowwing
12-14-05, 06:50 PM
Our prosecutors and special investigators have been doing poorly lately. Even the Patriot Act's provisions have not been having any slam dunks.

It all reminds me of one of my favorite movies, Devil's Advocate. When asked "Why the Law?", Al Pacino has a brilliant and classic rant:

"Because the law, my boy, puts us into everything.

It's the ultimate backstage pass. It's the new priesthood, baby.

Did you know there are more students in law school than lawyers walking the Earth?

We're coming out guns blazing!

...acquittal after acquittal after acquittal......until the stench of it reaches
so high and far into Heaven it chokes the whole f*ck1ng lot of them!"