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WHY LL DIDNT GET HERE PILOT LICENSE
07-01-02, 06:36 PM
Girl next Door asked me to show her How to Change a tire.
She learns Quick!!
THAT ONE MAY GET YOU IN TROUBLE
07-01-02, 06:43 PM
C more than that on sum commercials T
and it has no implications such as B JOBS 4 the needy, which I am One Of!! (implicated and needy)
OOOOHHHH FREAKIN RRRAAAAAAA TO THAT ONE
07-01-02, 08:39 PM
Now if we could get them to:
and other womanly duties.....
WITHOUT BIT&#IN' !!!!!!
Yeah, we would have come a long way baby!!!!
07-01-02, 09:47 PM
doesn't everyone want a wife like cinderella??? I do.
07-02-02, 12:06 AM
6Guns..gotta get them Young , Good Woman not Like a Good Horse Bro.
Ya never ride a horse hard and put'em away wet; just the opposite with a woman ;)
A NEW DAY BRINGS A NEW FLURRY OF POSTS FROM THE "T" MAN....STAND BY PALMS DOWN.........TARGETS...GET THOSE TARGETS HIGH IN THE SKY ROUNDS COMING DOWN RANGE:D
A JOB LISTING FOR THE LADIES
WHEN GOOD GIRLS GO BAD
I GIFURE SINCE THEY LIKE BEN AND JOSH IN THOSE NAVY UNIFORMS THEY ARE BOUND TO LOVE THIS GUY
07-03-02, 01:58 AM
Hey "T"...how come all I get is a red box when I click 'show picture'? Ps...especially liked the ones about cas though!
keep up the good work!
Hey Tom..watch it..I know where you live!!!!
this is what shows up on the ladies computers when i log on
I LOVE YA "HOT TAMALE"
07-03-02, 06:09 PM
OH, YOU GUYS ARE HARSH! I can't believe all the sexxist, inconsiderate, descriminatory remarks I've read here. If this keeps up, I will be forced to avoid these boards and this crowd of opinionated, backwards living chauvinists.
(Is that good honey? I really let them have it. Can you please stop reading over my shoulder? No I won't read posts like this one again. OK. luv you too. bye-bye.)
WAY TO GO GUYS! Now you've gotten me in trouble. She was already upset at steppin' on a beer cap with her barefeet Then she reads ya'lls post and got all whiny. I just got her to go back into the kitchen, poor thing, being pregnant and all, everything gets to her. Now my suppers gonna be late.;)
07-03-02, 06:50 PM
Is a woman with her hand in his back pocket, reaching for his wallet, telling him what she wants and how he never appreciates her!!!
Can I get my wallet and the $40 back? I'll do anything for you. Do you know how much I appreciate you???)
DONT WORRY BRO WE GOT YOUR BACK:D
I swear it was only 5$ and you left your wallet in the safe with the rest of the cobwebs!!
SgtHenry...I see they sucked you in...watch out!
07-03-02, 08:36 PM
I know it was $40!! Remember I took $60 out of the ATM. Then I bought us a twelve pack of beer, a porno mag to show you how to have hot sex, cigarettes to smoke after sex and a lighter. That left me $40. Give me back my money!! It's not like I'm charging you. It was my money in the first place!! Besides, for you, I'm always free!!
07-05-02, 12:08 PM
I see the mouse has been having fun while the
cat is away. Sgt T...you're cracking me up. You're lucky I've actually
been busy working these last couple of weeks....when you least
expect it...STAND BY MARINE!! :p
07-05-02, 03:53 PM
Why back when we went on R&R it was only $5.00
07-05-02, 07:03 PM
Was that what ya call a cheap date?
07-05-02, 07:14 PM
I read where you wrote "behind every man" yada yada yada.... I always thought it was "In front of every man is a women with rug burns on her knees".... Hmmm, guess I was wrong.
07-05-02, 07:31 PM
Sparrowhawk, I wanna know if she was the perfect woman?
07-06-02, 01:31 AM
be very afraid.
07-06-02, 02:45 PM
Are you ready to come out and play?
07-06-02, 02:48 PM
She owned a bar and was toothless...LMAO
07-06-02, 08:00 PM
...for my pretties?
07-06-02, 08:02 PM
One that will leave you perfectly entrancing!
07-06-02, 08:05 PM
I can make this happen for you.
07-06-02, 08:10 PM
07-06-02, 08:11 PM
07-06-02, 08:12 PM
...that I would never harm you....
07-06-02, 08:13 PM
07-06-02, 08:14 PM
...that i'm gonna get ya! LMAO
07-08-02, 02:41 PM
The Perfect Woman
07-08-02, 02:54 PM
Only one I know with an Ol Lady like that is Roger. Least that's what he says. You handle this thread, and I'll do CAS! Can't stop us now! LMAO
07-09-02, 02:11 AM
Nice goin!!!! NOW everyone knows about CAS!!