tbruyle5
11-10-05, 11:12 PM
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I got this from a friend . . .
Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance
11/4/2005 -
President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a
battle plan to pull France's a$$ out of the fire again. Facing an apparent
overwhelming force of up to 400 be nice off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts
France's ability to hold off the little be nice. "Hell, if the last two
world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day
now",
said Bush.
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it
might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The
general admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this
thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene.
He stated he was having a hard time finding even one Marine to help
those ungrateful be nice out for a third time but thought that he could
persuade a few Marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as
soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to
make sure the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them.
The least they stand out the better...
I got this from a friend . . .
Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance
11/4/2005 -
President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a
battle plan to pull France's a$$ out of the fire again. Facing an apparent
overwhelming force of up to 400 be nice off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts
France's ability to hold off the little be nice. "Hell, if the last two
world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day
now",
said Bush.
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it
might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The
general admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this
thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene.
He stated he was having a hard time finding even one Marine to help
those ungrateful be nice out for a third time but thought that he could
persuade a few Marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as
soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to
make sure the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them.
The least they stand out the better...