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11-08-05, 06:15 AM
The Smell of Burning Cheese
Written by Doc Farmer
Tuesday, November 08, 2005

The capital of Cheese-Eating-Surrender-Monkey-Land is on fire. The vaunted “City of Lights” is being illuminated by burning cars, Molotov cocktails, and the sparks which spring forth like little dancing pixies from those tear gas launchers. Jacques Chiraq, the walking turd who runs this pit of socialism and strife, is planning to “get tough” with the rioters. I guess that means he’ll not wash his urine stains off of the White Flag when he goes to the surrender table.

For those of you playing the home game, here’s the poop: Apparently, about two weeks ago, a lady in a Paris suburb called the local police to report car theft or some such. The police, in an unusual move, actually came to investigate. It seems this doesn’t happen too often, mainly because the crime levels are too high for their safety [Irony Alert! Irony Alert!]. But they braved the combat zone to search for the potential perpetrators. Two teenaged boys, whose names were apparently NOT François and Jean-Luc, decided to hide from the cops in a convenient electrical substation. The kids fried, and the cops were blamed for their deaths. From that has come 12+ days of destruction and, as of Monday, at least one death. A report from The Scotsman suggests that the violence has spread to over 300 towns and villages.

There are even rumblings across Europe that have some people believing that this rioting in Froggyland may spread, infecting the Krauts, the Sprouts, and a bunch of other euro-socialist scumbag countries. They could end up with a civil war in the new Eunited States of Europe.

To which I reply, GOOD!

I’ve got absolutely NO sympathy with Europe. I’ve got a lot of support for the United Kingdom, who are NOT part of Europe, despite that idiotic tunnel they dug to the continent. Granted, I don’t like Tony Blur that much because he’s a stinkin’ socialist (and I’ve also got a personal grudge against him for the way he snubbed my political hero, Lord David Sutch, after his belovèd Mum died), but his country has been in the forefront of support for America’s War on Terrorism, and for that he has my thanks. Besides, America loves the Brits. We’re happy when Prince Up-Chuck and his new wife, Lady Horse-Face, come to visit. We’re even happier that they’ve sold us Monty Python’s Flying Circus, but have never offered us Eastenders. Trust me, we as a nation and a people are much better off that way.

But the Frogs? Screw them and the horse they ate. We’ve bailed their sorry, brie-encrusted butts several times in the past century – World War I, World War II, the Cold War, Vietnam – and they’ve returned our kindness with derision and hatred. We saved them from starvation after the war, and they’ve complained about the American success of “Le Mac Grand.” And when we try to inform them of the dangers of Islamofascism (not Islam, mind you), they call us racist.

Racist. This, from a people who think that France is a race. Not only that, they consider themselves the “master race” of things like language, art, cooking, sex, and philosophy. Sadly, they’ve never mastered soap, but that’s an entirely different issue. They call us racist, while we’ve done more than ANY country to protect ALL races across the globe. Even those “races” that don’t deserve protection, like the CESM bastards who are getting their butts kicked by Islamofascists. Even “regular” Muslim kids who have chosen crime as an expression of teenage angst (instead of beer and crack, like all good American kids!) aren’t by in large a race. And they’re certainly not deserving of sympathy or support.

Of course, the Frogs are the folks who constantly decry our deplorable human rights record, while they themselves use torture and inhumane prison conditions as a standard practice. Oh, and they’re also the ones who wanted us to be nice to Islamofascists, just like they are. After all, they got a lot of good illegal oil-for-food contracts by being nice to gentle, caring Muslims like Saddam Hussein, by promising to stop America from killing their friendly terrorist buddies. Besides, just look at the result of making nice-nice with human garbage like that. Eventually, it comes back to bite them, and rightly so.

The leftist news media in the States have been referring to the violence over there as a “shock wave.” Well, they seem to be the only ones who are shocked. The rest of us are only “shocked” that it took this long to begin falling apart over there. Well, better late than never, I suppose.

There is one theory that the riots started because of the announcement that Gerard Depardieu was no longer making motion pictures. Frankly, I’d understand the violence more if he had announced he was making more movies, but that’s just me. However, I’ve been reliably informed that while Depardieu himself will no longer appear in films, his nose has independently signed a 3-movie deal (IMAX-only, apparently).

The Frogs seem to have been caught off-guard by this pimple on their socialist backside. Their worker’s paradise has been blessed with double-digit unemployment for some time now, despite the phenomenal strength of the European economy when compared to America (in their fevered yet tiny little minds, that is). The no-borders policy of the Euro Hegemony was possibly well-meaning, but certainly not well-thought-out. Like most lib/dem/soc/commie policies, they used their hearts instead of their brains. Sadly, what passes for both their hearts and brains seem to have descended from their cranial and central thoracic cavities down to the good ol’ sigmoid.

We can learn some things from the stupidity of our former Euro allies, however. The dangers of uncontrolled immigration without proper assimilation of the immigrants into their new culture are being illustrated (and illuminated) across the streets of Parisian socialist slums. We’ve got something similar brewing here. We have bent over backwards to illegal aliens, same as the Frogs, and unless we do something to stem the tide of illegals, and help the assimilation of legal immigrants, we’re going to end up with something similar.

We, as a nation, should offer NO help to the Cheese-Eating-Surrender-Monkeys. No logistical support, no financial support, no intelligence support, no military support. If they call information, we should hang up. If the EU is so bloody hot to trot, if they’re so damn butch, let’s see them come to Froggyland’s aid. I’m sure the Krauts will be happy to send in support troops, and the Frogs will greet them with open arms and tears of joy (like they did back in the early 1940’s, if memory serves). Then again, the Germans will be so tied up in bureaucratic knots by the Brussels Boy Scout Branch (see also: EU Headquarters) the country will be a smoldering pit around the same time as they decide the shape of the negotiating table. I’ve been told that Germany already has a plan in place to force the Cheese-Eating-Surrender-Monkeys to capitulate. They plan to serve white wine with the chateaubriand.

In the mean time, however, there will be the loss of innocent life in Europe. Regular citizens, who were promised safety and protection by their governments, will find those as empty as all the other promises they were handed. They’ll end up with an Islamofascist regime eventually, which means that they’ll be exporting more terror out of Froggyland (in addition to all those Gerard Depardieu movies). All those vineyards will have to be plowed under, of course, because alcohol is anathema to Islamofascists. They’ll be replaced by poppy fields as the new “cash crop.” Best of all, the Islamofascists will finally have access to all those lovely Froggy nukes. And I’ll guaran-damn-tee you that they won’t be “testing” them on Moruroa – Manhattan, more likely.

At which point, we’ll have to nuke them. Preferably using bombs wrapped in a thick layer of bacon.

I’m sure some of you are shocked and dismayed by my total lack of sympathy. Well, tough. I’m sympathied-out by scum like the Frogs, to whom we have provided much support in the past. Support that cost American lives, only to have the Frogs spit on their graves. Well, after a while, when you have to deal with ungrateful bastards all the time, you learn that if people can’t be grateful maybe they don’t deserve the help.

About the Writer: Doc Farmer is a writer and humorist who is also a moderator on ChronWatch's Forum. He formerly lived in Saudi Arabia and Qatar, but now resides in the Midwest. Doc receives e-mail at docfarmer9999@yahoo.co.uk.


11-08-05, 06:18 AM
Paristan is Burning
Written by Joe Mariani
Tuesday, November 08, 2005

The Paris riots, well into their second week at this point, are the inevitable result of socialism and multiculturalism run amuck. What else can one expect when leftist policies prevail, racial division replaces political debate, and angry, largely unemployed subcultures are created in the name of “fairness?” French socialism and reluctance to assimilate the growing Muslim population are the underlying causes of the spreading violence. A society with enclaves of resentful, culturally-segregated groups of people who are not held responsible for their own lives is a recipe for disaster. The recent events in Paris should serve as a warning to all Americans: stop the drift towards multiculturalism and socialism before it’s too late.

Multiculturalism had its roots in the left’s response to the civil rights movement of the 1960’s. When you can’t segregate populations by law, you persuade them to segregate themselves. The trend continues today with the left’s insistence that Hispanic immigrants should “celebrate their diversity” instead of celebrating being American. America was founded upon immigration, and drew strength from blending elements of various cultures into the mix, not separating them.

Whoever first coaxed people -- some of whom could trace their American ancestry back to the Revolution -- into wearing clothing, naming their children, and even celebrating artificial holidays based on some mythical pan-African culture was a marketing genius. Democrats, more of whom voted against the 1964 Civil Rights Act than Republicans, rushed to cast the blame for this subcultural seclusion on their political foes. Race pimps and hatemongers continue to feed the resentment of people who voluntarily isolate themselves from the mainstream, telling them they’re being oppressed. The victim culture has taken on a life of its own.

Whenever a black person works hard to make a successful life for him or herself without playing on or pandering to victimhood, the multiculturalists show their true colors, as it were. Condoleezza Rice, for instance, was provost of Stanford University and national security advisor before she was chosen to be secretary of state -- America’s representative to the world. In her current position, she replaced Colin Powell, who had previously been chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff -- the highest military position within the Department of Defense. Liberals have reviled both for not being “black enough,” calling Rice “Aunt Jemima” and Powell “Uncle Tom.”

Maryland’s Lt. Governor Michael Steele has also been called “Uncle Tom” as well as “Sambo” for not embracing the subculture of eternal black victimhood pushed by the left. Protesters even threw Oreo cookies at him during a debate. That’s the end result of multiculturalism for you -- throwing food at people who don’t toe the line on race-based politics, shouting them down with childish antics, not even allowing them to speak.

France’s state-enforced multiculturalism has taken the form of religious suppression more than anything else. The French government, claiming that they promote tolerance, respect, and free exercise of religion, has instituted laws aimed squarely against the Muslim culture. France’s “headscarf law,” for example, banned the wearing of all religious symbols in public schools--including the hijab. In striving to offend no one, the government has, in fact, offended a large segment of the population.

Socialism is the government taking over responsibility for feeding, housing, and clothing you, managing your health care, and retirement, telling you where to live and how, even raising your children. Socialist governments turn productive, responsible citizens into helpless infants. In order to pay for all of that care, the government increases the tax burden on its most productive citizens and corporations, reducing economic growth and forcing businesses to reduce the workforce. This, of course, increases the number of citizens dependant on government assistance, which increases the cost of caring for them. The purpose of a socialist government is to perpetuate the government and increase its control.

For years, France has had the sort of socialist government the left in America would love to emulate. Socialist policies drove their unemployment rate to 10%, though the Chirac government has recently been cutting taxes in order to spur economic growth and reduce unemployment. (Can we please stop pretending it hasn’t worked in America now?) Nevertheless, French workers are guaranteed 35-hour work weeks and a minimum of five weeks of vacation by law. Between that sort of productivity drain and high taxes, private enterprise is not doing well in France. There are no jobs for a rapidly-growing, self-segregated minority segment of the country -- Muslims, who comprise between seven and ten percent of the population. We should not seek to emulate Socialist policies that -- combined with rampant multiculturalism -- would lead to the same situation in America.

When people are taught to revel in being cultural outsiders, they are bound to feel inferior and resentful towards the majority. That’s what the left wants. When responsibility for their own lives and decisions is removed, people also tend to feel inferior and resentful. That’s what the left wants. When a critical mass of isolated, resentful people is reached, the resulting explosion might tear the entire society apart. That’s what the left wants. We must take steps to avoid the impending dual train wreck of multiculturalism and socialism, before it’s too late.

About the Writer: Joe Mariani is a computer consultant and freelance writer who lives in Pennsylvania. His website is available at: guardian.blogdrive.com.