Doctors Dictionary

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THE OFFICIAL EBONICS MEDICAL TERMS DICTIONARY

Benign---------------- What you be after you be eight
Bacteria---------------- Back door to cafeteria
Barium ----------------- What doctors do when patients die
Cesarean Section-------- A neighborhood in Rome
Catscan---------------- Searching for Kitty
Cauterize-------------- Made eye contact with her
Colic------------------- A sheep dog
Coma------------------ A punctuation mark
D & C------------------ Where Washington is
Dilate------------------ To live long
Enema----------------- Not a friend
Fester------------------ Quicker than someone else
G.I. Series------------ World Series of military baseball
Hangnail-------------- What you hang your coat on
Impotent-------------- Distinguished, well known
Labor Pains---------- Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff-------- A Doctors cane
Morbid---------------- A higher offer than I bid
Nitrates--------------- Cheaper than day rates
Node------------------ I knew it
Outpatient------------- A person who has fainted
Pap Smear------------- A fatherhood test
Pelvis------------------ Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative -------- A letter carrier
Recovery Room------- Place to do upholstery
Rectum----------------- Damm near killed him
Secretion--------------- Hiding something
Seizure ----------------- Roman emperor
Tablet------------------- A small table
Terminal Illness------ Getting sick at the airport
Tumor ----------------- More than one
Urine------------------- Opposite of mine
Varicose--------------- Near by/close by