Ed Palmer
10-10-05, 10:17 AM
Political Joke
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed.
The first said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7
fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed
a private concert for the Queen of England."
The second said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in
an accident. I reattached them and 2 years later he won a gold medal in
the Olympic decathlon.
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy
who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's
*ss and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed.
The first said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7
fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed
a private concert for the Queen of England."
The second said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in
an accident. I reattached them and 2 years later he won a gold medal in
the Olympic decathlon.
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy
who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's
*ss and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."