Since1775
10-05-05, 07:05 AM
There was a plane with a kid, a NHL player, Tiger Woods, a Nascar Driver, a NBA player, and the kid's grandfather in it. There were 6 parachutes. The pilot said on the speaker that the plane was going down. So the pilot took the 1st parachute, and jumped out of the plane. Now there were 5 parachutes, and 6 people. So the NHL player said I'm important, and I have a game tomorrow. So he took the 2nd parachute and jumped out. Then the Nascar Driver said I'm important, and I have a race tomorrow. So he took the 3rd parachute, and jumped out. Then Tiger Woods said I'm important and the Masters start tomorrow. So he took the 4th parachute, and jumped out. Then the NBA player said I'm important, and I have a game tomorrow and he took a parachute, and jumped out. Then there was only 1 parachute, and 2 people, the kid and his grandfather. So the grandfather said I'm old, and lived a good life you take the last parachute. But then the kid said don't worry grandpa the NBA player took my backpack.