Funny DI stories from Bootcamp

[Kaziganthi]

Ok here is another saying my DI's said while @ boot...

[The Bulldog(or the IT DI)]
"Hey everyone we're gonna have a beach party! Who wants to come? [SDI starts pointing out the recruits he does not like][J-Belt (the DI who teaches most of your drill @ boot) points out those who messed up during drill][Then Bulldog pulls his few]

*everyone taken to the beach party enters "the pit"*


[After an undetermined amount of time in pit] "Hey recruit ______ do you like my beach party?

--- "Yes Sir!" Well good you get to stay longer...

---"No Sir!!!" Well you need to stay until you like it.

[After the recruit has tried both answers the DI asks this] Why is it no one likes my party recruit _______?

---"It is hot, sir" Oh well we need to stay til you get used to it then.

--- "It hurts sir..." Well you need to stay til it doesnt...

---"*no reply*" OK fine! You can stay til you wanna respond...

---"There is no music sir!" Well your whining like a b**** is music to my ears!




This was a real life conversation held between a DI and myself. As you will see...There is no right answer...

[Kaziganthi]

Another funny thing was when my platoon was in front of the barber shop/ picture shop a DI walked right into the door and looked at us and said "you didn't see that."

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Watching our DI hit on some chick on another platoons visitors Thursday!

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more to come as I have time...

[GySgtRet]

Pfc,

It is good to see that you were the subject of your Drill Instructors....!!!

Very good ones...

Semper Fidelis

[Old Marine]

I do not remember anything my Drill Instructor did as being funny.

[immaproshooter]

...trust me i f i would have been there or known about what he was oing i would have stopped him but i wasnt with him when he did this.......

[outlaw3179]

SGt. Mullins : What time is it recruits!

Recruits : Olympic time Sir!

What time !

Olympic time!

Oh yes.......Ohhhhlympic time!

Get on the God *** Quarter deck !!!

[Kaziganthi]

Ahh just remembered another one:


After you have been on the quarterdeck and built a lot of sweat running off your face (to the point that it runs off your nose when in pushup position) the SDI would come out and tell you to get on your feet and ask... "Are you crying?" *No,SIR!* "Oh so your telling me your eyeballs are just sweating huh?" *uhhhh* "Just get off the quarterdeck you pu$$y."

MY SDI asked this to a lot of people as they were coming off the quarterdeck (the furnace- good ol' black tile floor).

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"Ok 'recruits' we're gonna play a little game...I'm in an artsy mood today. So who ever makes a sweat puddle that looks like Elvis gets off first, BUT you cant touch the puddle with your nose or hands or I will wipe it up with your a$$towel... Go get the towels now and fold them in front of you... I call this game "It pays to sweat". Does anyone know why? Because your gonna IT yourself on your own... You can do pushups , mountain climbers, crunches, side-straddle hops, whatever! Your not gonna leave until I see elvis from you so go ahead and take your time. It better be a good elvis when you bang on my hatch or else it will be wiped and you ill make another. BEGIN!

[exit SDI into duty hut with door open]