The Preacher

[Ed Palmer]

~ Texas Preacher ~



This is priceless!



Enjoy this- made my day,hope it does yours!!







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Texas Preacher


The new Texas preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty, the country music singer.

One day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn't been to service lately.

He went to the first lady's house and knocked on the door. When she answered the door, she said, "Conway Twitty!"

"No ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor, and I came to have prayer with you."
So she said come right on in.

He visited several more homes, and everyone thought he was Conway Twitty.

Then he came to a young widow woman's house on the end of the street. She was taking a shower at the time, so she just wrapped a towel around her and opened the door

When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands - which allowed the towel to fall to the floor.



"Oh my God!" she exclaimed. "It's Conway Twitty!"

And the preacher said.............................................. ........
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"Hello, Darlin!!"

[Osotogary]

Yes, sirree. The above reminds me of story a little lady told me some years ago. I was in the lobby of a very large commercial building and she asked in a very loud voice, "Do you know what the KKK is?" I said, Mame, I have heard about them. She says, Well, there was a preacher about ready to conduct sunday service. He strolled up to the pulpit and was about to begin his sermon when he told the congregation, "Before I begin my sermon I would like to mention that there has been a vicious rumor about me spreading within this community . The rumor says that I am a member of the KKK. I will not begin my sermon until the person who started this vicious rumor comes forward and explains his or herself. Just then a hand is raised in the back of the church by a older woman. The preacher asks, What have you to say? Are you the one who started the rumor about me being involved with the KKK? The lady replied, "Oh, no preacher, I didn't say that you were a member of the KKK. I merely said that you were a wizard underneath the sheets!"

[nc.gal]

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WOW, you guys made my day.


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[GySgtRet]

OY Vey...!!!! After the last of weeks of crap that we all have endured this is a great one indeed. Thank you Ed Palmer...!!!

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