The cowboy and indian

[tbruyle5]

I got this from a friend -

A cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep
and began a conversation.

Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

Indian: Look of shock.

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.

Dog: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food,
and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: Look of total disbelief.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?

Horse: "Cool."

Indian: Extreme look of shock.

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the Indian.

Horse: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

Indian: Total look of utter amazement

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep liar."
:marine:

[BOOGIEMAN44]

THATS JUST MESSED UP!! BUT FUNNY, I HAVE INDIAN IN ME.

[Osotogary]

Heard awhile back that it is against the law for shepperds to ride in the same box car with their sheep while on the train in, I believe, Peru. Too many cases of sheep with syphllis.

[Ed Palmer]

Date night on the reservation

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/Ed15Palmer/rude0051.jpg

[Joseph P Carey]

Love the picture Ed! :-)

[yellowwing]

Looks like the talking sheep wants to run over the talking dawg!

The talking sheep already got him to abandon the talking horse in favor of the motorcycle.

Jealousy? :banana: