CAS3
06-28-02, 09:02 AM
The President of the United States, George W. Bush,
has asked that all
Americans and Canadians unite together in a common
cause to root out
terrorists hiding in our community.
Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a
sin to see a naked
woman that is not one's wife, at 2:00 PM (EST) this
Saturday afternoon, all
North American women are asked to walk out of their
house completely naked
to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
this anti-terrorist
effort. All men should position themselves in lawn
chairs in front of your
house to prove that you think it's OK to see other
women nude. (Since they
do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side
is further proof of
your anti-Taliban sentiment.) Names and addresses of
non-participants should
be sent to CIA HQ, Langley, VA.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts
to root out terrorists
and applauds your efforts. Please, by all means, send
this to your fellow
Patriots to ensure 100% participation.
Thank you for your participation,
Bill Clinton
Former President of the United States
JUST SO YOU KNOW...I am all for this!!
:D ;) :D
has asked that all
Americans and Canadians unite together in a common
cause to root out
terrorists hiding in our community.
Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a
sin to see a naked
woman that is not one's wife, at 2:00 PM (EST) this
Saturday afternoon, all
North American women are asked to walk out of their
house completely naked
to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
this anti-terrorist
effort. All men should position themselves in lawn
chairs in front of your
house to prove that you think it's OK to see other
women nude. (Since they
do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side
is further proof of
your anti-Taliban sentiment.) Names and addresses of
non-participants should
be sent to CIA HQ, Langley, VA.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts
to root out terrorists
and applauds your efforts. Please, by all means, send
this to your fellow
Patriots to ensure 100% participation.
Thank you for your participation,
Bill Clinton
Former President of the United States
JUST SO YOU KNOW...I am all for this!!
:D ;) :D