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thedrifter
06-21-05, 08:01 AM
SENATOR DURBIN WINS JANE FONDA AWARD
William Grim

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(East Stalingrad, Illinois) -- Senator Dick Durbin (CPUSA-Illinois) has just won the coveted Jane Fonda Award for Conspicuous Aiding and Abetting the Enemy During Wartime. The Jane Fonda Award is the highest honor bestowed by the prestigious Gus Hall Institute for the Prevention of Democracy at the University of Southwestern Illinois.

"Senator Durkin was the hands-down favorite this year," said Professor Leon T. Higginbottom, director of the Gus Hall Institute. "The way Senator Durkin accused American soldiers of being worse than Nazis made me think of the good old days during the Vietnam War when Jane Fonda said that American soldiers were war criminals. Thank goodness that Illinois has a politician like Dick Durbin so that we can finally leave behind the awful legacy of Abraham Lincoln."

So far there has been no official reaction from Senator Durbin, but close aides to the senator say that he plans to accept the award right after he gets done rooting against his son's team at the Illinois Junior Varsity Soccer Tournament.....

Ellie