marinefamily5
05-18-05, 11:09 AM
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
when they collide.
First old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about
that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't
paying attention to where I was going."
Second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a
coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and
I'm getting a little desperate."
First old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find
her. What does she look like?"
Second old guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall,
with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bust, and
is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look
like?"
To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter,
--- let's look for yours."
when they collide.
First old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about
that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't
paying attention to where I was going."
Second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a
coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and
I'm getting a little desperate."
First old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find
her. What does she look like?"
Second old guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall,
with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bust, and
is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look
like?"
To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter,
--- let's look for yours."