cadetat6
04-12-05, 02:48 PM
Vanilla Pudding
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the
security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one
or two large safes filled with cash &valuables, were surprised to see
hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's
combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As
recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a
bit to eat." The robbers opened up
a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.
The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one
pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained
covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each
leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably fullstomach.
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the
security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one
or two large safes filled with cash &valuables, were surprised to see
hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's
combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As
recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a
bit to eat." The robbers opened up
a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.
The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one
pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained
covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each
leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably fullstomach.
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...