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booksbenji
04-06-05, 02:46 AM
:marine:



Ms. Ellie walks into a cafe ,in WEST TEXAS, with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo (?) with the other. SHE says to the waiter(books), "Me want coffee."


books says, "Sure Chief, coming right up." books gets Ms. Elliee a tall mug of coffee.

Ms. Ellie drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of (?) to splatter everywhere, then just walks out.

The next morning Ms. Ellie returns. SHE has HER shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. SHE walks up to the counter and says to books "Me want coffee."

books says, "Whoa there, Ms. Ellie! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

Ms. Ellie smiles :yes: and proudly says, "Me training for upper management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."


Semper Fi

books

:marine:

mrbsox
04-06-05, 06:43 AM
OOOOhhhhhhhh ....

Sombody just made the

Special
High
!ntensity
Training

List :D