greensideout
03-07-05, 05:28 PM
(The bus rolls to a stop, the door opens and the Drill Instructor climbs in.)
"Hello everyone. Welcome to MCRD. Please grab the things that you brought with you and stand in a group beside the bus. That's right. Good. Hi. Welcome."
(The Drill Instructor moves to the front of the group.)
"Ok, I see that everyone is off now. You did that very well! On behalf of the staff here, we want to be the first to say thank you for joining the Marine Corps. We hope to make your stay here a pleasant and enjoyable experience. If you have any questions at all, please raise your hand anytime and remember that I am here to help you."
"If you would all please look around on the ground you will see yellow footprints. We have them there for your convenience. I'm going to now ask that each of you find a set and stand on them, ok? Good, good, fine job. Is there anyone that has not found a set? If so, please raise your hand and I will help you find one. Alright, there's a hand.Come right over here and look. No one is standing on these. They can be yours. You're welcome! Glad to help. You are a fine looking young man. Did you play sports in high school? I thought so, you look strong and really stand up nice and straight! What is your name? Little Johnnie? I like that name and would like to shake your hand. Oh, I almost forgot. When you visit with me, you are asked to call me Sir. No, no, no, don't get upset! I know you didn't know that but now, with practice, you will get it right. Just give it some time and please don't get upset".
"While we are standing here I want you to reach out and shake the hand of those around you. Visit and take a moment to get acquainted, ok? My, my, what a noisy group you are!"
"Now that we know each other a little better, please follow me this way to another area and we will get you the things you need."
(Meanwhile back at home, Mama will be so pleased to hear that the Drill Instructor noticed her "Little Johnnie" and even picked him out to shake his hand----Sigh.)
LOL. Was fun to write this. Now would someone care to write what "Little Johnnie's REAL experience was when he arrived on the bus---or maybe your own?
Semper Fi,
GSO
"Hello everyone. Welcome to MCRD. Please grab the things that you brought with you and stand in a group beside the bus. That's right. Good. Hi. Welcome."
(The Drill Instructor moves to the front of the group.)
"Ok, I see that everyone is off now. You did that very well! On behalf of the staff here, we want to be the first to say thank you for joining the Marine Corps. We hope to make your stay here a pleasant and enjoyable experience. If you have any questions at all, please raise your hand anytime and remember that I am here to help you."
"If you would all please look around on the ground you will see yellow footprints. We have them there for your convenience. I'm going to now ask that each of you find a set and stand on them, ok? Good, good, fine job. Is there anyone that has not found a set? If so, please raise your hand and I will help you find one. Alright, there's a hand.Come right over here and look. No one is standing on these. They can be yours. You're welcome! Glad to help. You are a fine looking young man. Did you play sports in high school? I thought so, you look strong and really stand up nice and straight! What is your name? Little Johnnie? I like that name and would like to shake your hand. Oh, I almost forgot. When you visit with me, you are asked to call me Sir. No, no, no, don't get upset! I know you didn't know that but now, with practice, you will get it right. Just give it some time and please don't get upset".
"While we are standing here I want you to reach out and shake the hand of those around you. Visit and take a moment to get acquainted, ok? My, my, what a noisy group you are!"
"Now that we know each other a little better, please follow me this way to another area and we will get you the things you need."
(Meanwhile back at home, Mama will be so pleased to hear that the Drill Instructor noticed her "Little Johnnie" and even picked him out to shake his hand----Sigh.)
LOL. Was fun to write this. Now would someone care to write what "Little Johnnie's REAL experience was when he arrived on the bus---or maybe your own?
Semper Fi,
GSO