Ed Palmer
02-11-05, 04:16 PM
TRY THIS
Enter MEXICO illegally. Never mind immigration
quotas, visas, international law, or any of that
nonsense.
- Once there, demand that the local government
provide free medical care for you and your entire
family.
- Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
- Demand free bilingual local government forms,
bulletins, etc.
- Procreate abundantly. - Deflect any criticism of
this allegedly irresponsible reproductive
behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You
would not understand, pal."
- Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old
Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in
your front window or on your car bumper.
- Speak only English at home and in public and
insist that your children do likewise.
- Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican
school system.
- Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will
afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize
your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.
- Drive around with no liability
insurance......and ignore local traffic laws.
- Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach
English to all its officers.
Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time
or soon dead. Because it will never happen. It will
not happen in Mexico or any other country in the
world... except right here in the United States...
Land of the naive!
If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead
and try the above in Mexico or Iraq.
Enter MEXICO illegally. Never mind immigration
quotas, visas, international law, or any of that
nonsense.
- Once there, demand that the local government
provide free medical care for you and your entire
family.
- Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
- Demand free bilingual local government forms,
bulletins, etc.
- Procreate abundantly. - Deflect any criticism of
this allegedly irresponsible reproductive
behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You
would not understand, pal."
- Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old
Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in
your front window or on your car bumper.
- Speak only English at home and in public and
insist that your children do likewise.
- Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican
school system.
- Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will
afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize
your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.
- Drive around with no liability
insurance......and ignore local traffic laws.
- Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach
English to all its officers.
Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time
or soon dead. Because it will never happen. It will
not happen in Mexico or any other country in the
world... except right here in the United States...
Land of the naive!
If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead
and try the above in Mexico or Iraq.