marinemom
02-10-05, 07:31 AM
Now that tigger is home, I can share with you several simple clues to knowing that a Marine has been in the sandbox for a while:
1. The first thing he asks for after he steps off the plane and hugs the folks at the airport is a beer. (You know those folks are Muslimes, right? No beer)
2. The first thing he does when he gets through the door is head for the shower. ( I'll be out in a minute, Mom...trust me. 20 minutes later....)
3. The dinner request is for pork chops. ( Hey, it's a Muslim country, Mom. I mean once in a while we got these nasty ham slices imported from Germany..but they're not the same)
4. He heads for the computer to show you the DVD put together by the unit at Fallujah - with a lot of stuff blwoing up and a lot of guys being walked away by Marines who hold weapons at their backs. (Watch this one, Mom. The engineers got bored and used 10 satchel charges on this house.......and the roof is now 40 feet above the ground)
5. He heads for the recliner and turns on the TV - beer in hand.( Wow, it's good to see some real shows again)
6. After dinner, he heads for his bed. ( I really missed a real bed - boy, this feels good)
And lastof all - I finally get - It's good to be home - I really missed this.
1. The first thing he asks for after he steps off the plane and hugs the folks at the airport is a beer. (You know those folks are Muslimes, right? No beer)
2. The first thing he does when he gets through the door is head for the shower. ( I'll be out in a minute, Mom...trust me. 20 minutes later....)
3. The dinner request is for pork chops. ( Hey, it's a Muslim country, Mom. I mean once in a while we got these nasty ham slices imported from Germany..but they're not the same)
4. He heads for the computer to show you the DVD put together by the unit at Fallujah - with a lot of stuff blwoing up and a lot of guys being walked away by Marines who hold weapons at their backs. (Watch this one, Mom. The engineers got bored and used 10 satchel charges on this house.......and the roof is now 40 feet above the ground)
5. He heads for the recliner and turns on the TV - beer in hand.( Wow, it's good to see some real shows again)
6. After dinner, he heads for his bed. ( I really missed a real bed - boy, this feels good)
And lastof all - I finally get - It's good to be home - I really missed this.