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booksbenji
01-31-05, 09:34 PM
:) :)

Living in 2005


You know you are living in 2005 when...


1. You accidentally enter your password or pin on the
microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family
of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and
family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer
the phone in a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home; you accidentally
dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked
for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell
phone to see if anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website at the
bottom of the screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which
you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life,
is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go
and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before
getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are
going to forward this message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there
wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.


WATT's is #9? :)