booksbenji
01-30-05, 08:54 PM
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A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in the alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in the cigarette smoke - Dead.
The third worm in sperm - Dead.
The fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation
"What can you learn from this demonstration?
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."
:yes:
A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in the alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in the cigarette smoke - Dead.
The third worm in sperm - Dead.
The fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation
"What can you learn from this demonstration?
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."
:yes: