Sparrowhawk
01-18-05, 08:11 AM
Maybe it was Sgt. Smitty that first got me to thinking about dog ownership when back in June he first posted the thread
Got any Critters? (http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15373)
But by Christmas time, the ideal had matured and we started our dog searching days.
So, it’s now been a week since I brought Madison home and I’m beginning to think I got a defective pup.
I couldn’t take her back to the shelter, like I did when I brought my children home from the hospital.
There, I just kept taking the ones that cried, spit-up and pottied all the time, back to the hospital and kept exchanging them for a baby that didn’t spit up, or pooped all the time, until we ended up with the kids we now have. LOL
But, they told me at the shelter I couldn’t do that with Madison, not even if she is defective. So, I’m stuck with her.
I didn’t know she was defective until I looked outside and saw her running around in circles trying to catch her tail. Humm, that’s not very smart, I said to myself.
But, it wasn't until I showed her where she was supposed to go potty, that I found out how defective she really was.
http://marines.bizland.com/sign.jpg
I put up a sign for her and everything.
Bur I found out that not only is she defective but she’s illiterate.
http://marines.bizland.com/read.jpg
Madison’s response when I found out she couldn’t read.
I even drew a picture of what she was supposed to do, but it didn’t help.
I think she’s defective, and when I told her, that if she didn’t straighten out, I was going to sell her on E-Bay, she got all depressed.
http://marines.bizland.com/potty.jpg
That’s all I need another female with PMS.
**** Any suggestions on how to potty train her?
Got any Critters? (http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15373)
But by Christmas time, the ideal had matured and we started our dog searching days.
So, it’s now been a week since I brought Madison home and I’m beginning to think I got a defective pup.
I couldn’t take her back to the shelter, like I did when I brought my children home from the hospital.
There, I just kept taking the ones that cried, spit-up and pottied all the time, back to the hospital and kept exchanging them for a baby that didn’t spit up, or pooped all the time, until we ended up with the kids we now have. LOL
But, they told me at the shelter I couldn’t do that with Madison, not even if she is defective. So, I’m stuck with her.
I didn’t know she was defective until I looked outside and saw her running around in circles trying to catch her tail. Humm, that’s not very smart, I said to myself.
But, it wasn't until I showed her where she was supposed to go potty, that I found out how defective she really was.
http://marines.bizland.com/sign.jpg
I put up a sign for her and everything.
Bur I found out that not only is she defective but she’s illiterate.
http://marines.bizland.com/read.jpg
Madison’s response when I found out she couldn’t read.
I even drew a picture of what she was supposed to do, but it didn’t help.
I think she’s defective, and when I told her, that if she didn’t straighten out, I was going to sell her on E-Bay, she got all depressed.
http://marines.bizland.com/potty.jpg
That’s all I need another female with PMS.
**** Any suggestions on how to potty train her?