View Full Version : Ark. Cops Use Taser to Subdue Nude Jogger
yellowwing
01-13-05, 05:11 AM
Associated Press, Wed Jan 12 2005 <br />
WEST MEMPHIS, Ark. - Officers have finally arrested a man for making late-night runs in the nude along Airport Road in West Memphis. <br />
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Fate Patterson, 39, of...
HardJedi
01-13-05, 09:27 AM
thank god! last thing the world needs is a toothless hillbilly running nude! LOL
Pardon me while I go poke out my minds eye.....
DSchmitke
01-13-05, 10:05 AM
Sounds prettty sick but go figure Clintons home state ....
yellowwing
01-13-05, 10:07 AM
Six month's! There was this crazy guy in Nashville once running the streets naked waving a double bladed axe. The police took him down in within four minutes.
I guess some unarmed nudist getting in his 6k wasn't such a priority. I would not want to tackle a nude guy! :(
Yeah, a taser would work just fine. :D
Sparrowhawk
01-13-05, 10:18 AM
Is it a crime to run around nude, with your ding-a-ling swinging, if you don't do anything indecent?
LOL
Just want to know, in case I'm ever in Arkansas and have to pee in the woods. LMAO
woodman
01-13-05, 10:32 AM
the poor guy was just despondent over his relatives finding out he had " knowingly " slept with hilary clinton. just kidding ! Am I the only one who ever noticed that minus the L hilary would be Hairy Clinton? that ought to give the left leaners some warm fuzzy feelings.:eek:
JAG5150
01-13-05, 10:33 AM
I don't know about you guys but isn't kind of cold to be jogging in the nude, the little guy would try to hide.
Pepper spray would have been good too, finding all of those places that pepper spray should not go.
femalemarine_89
01-13-05, 10:38 AM
I have to say that was one stupid jogger. I agree with you Jag, I think pepper spray would have done the job.
A taser? What was this guy gonna do, attack the cops with an erection?
femalemarine_89
01-13-05, 11:27 AM
ROFLMFAO.. only you smitty would come up with something like that.. How are you doing this morning??
dunno, just gettin started..........LOL
femalemarine_89
01-13-05, 11:39 AM
Same here Smitty, same here.. lots of meds and soon i will be feelin really good.. LOL.
Osotogary
01-13-05, 11:52 AM
I don't suppose they said, "Don't fire until you see the whites of his eyes" do you?
Where would you aim the taser?
Think it kinda depends on your mood at the time there Gary....LOL
HardJedi
01-13-05, 11:56 AM
aim it where it will do the most good of course! :D better not aim for his head though, wouldn't do any good, apparently the guy had no brain anyway.