Ever been 86'd?

[Mr.Rod]

Either in or out of the Corps, what was the craziest place you've ever been 86'd out of? Mine was the Hawaiian Hilton with 6 other Marines, we were having dinner and started out taking a bite out of our plate (everybody ordered somethin different) and passing the plate. See where this one's goin? Ya, we started keepin the plates and passin the bites........needless to say it went a little further than that before we were kindly escorted to the front door...............

[JAG5150]

I was once kicked out of an apartment office, my wife's (at the time girlfriend) car had been towed and she was trying to be political when talking to the manager. The stupid b***h wasn't listening so I took over. First she called the maintenance man to come assist (Bruce) when Bruce arrived, I told him to sit the f**k down. Then she called the Sheriff's Dept. when the deputy showed up, I was leaving. The dumb a$$ b***h did not know that my wife worked for the Sheriff's Dept. as a dispatcher and we sat out and B.S.'d with the deputy. My wife moved in with me about a week later.

[Mr.Rod]

See how ya are? LOL

[Namvet67]

I'm pleading the 5th!

[JAG5150]

That's only one example, there are many, many,many,many more.

[TRLewis]

Originally posted by Mr.Rod
Either in or out of the Corps, what was the craziest place you've ever been 86'd out of? Mine was the Hawaiian Hilton with 6 other Marines, we were having dinner and started out taking a bite out of our plate (everybody ordered somethin different) and passing the plate. See where this one's goin? Ya, we started keepin the plates and passin the bites........needless to say it went a little further than that before we were kindly escorted to the front door...............

HAHAAHAHAHAHA

Speaking of hawaii, I got thrown out of Hawaii by night. Literally thru the glass door. For those that dont know Hawaii by night is a strip club, fully nude that serves alcohol. But to get to it you have to go up the stairs, well the door is at the bottom of the stairs. Painful night.

[Mr.Rod]

It wouldn't be the bein thrown out that i would mind, it would be the landing...........LOL

[JAG5150]

I once was in a bar and I tapped my partners long neck on the top and he had to chug it (also a Marine). The bartender said if I did it again htat he was going to kick me out. Yeah, that went over well, I had 2 words for him (anybody wanna guess what they were). He called the cops, they arrived, nothing happened, guess I should have shown him my badge(I worked in the city)

[TRLewis]

Originally posted by Mr.Rod
It wouldn't be the bein thrown out that i would mind, it would be the landing...........LOL

I had many landings.

[Mr.Rod]

Knew there was somethin about you that me gbudd and Tammy liked........LOL

[JAG5150]

There are so many stories, they just seem to get jumbled, Is that normal?

[Mr.Rod]

Dunno.......define "normal"

[JAG5150]

I dunno, kinda like you and me, Tammy and gbudd.

[Toby M]

I was asked to leave the local Wal-MArt because I couldn't understand the clerk (Bosnian ???) and asked for someone who could speak engllish. One thing led to another and I said a few choice words and before you knew it, I was being escorted out of the store! Damn foreigners...My fault, I thought I was shoppiing in America!

[HardJedi]

LORd, lets see, Gopt thrown out of just about every casino on the vegas strip over a three day weekend, with me and 5 other Marines who took leave to go there. ( no worries, my second cousin was chief of police at the time)

Been thrown out of arrowhead stadium( thats where the KC Chiefs play, in case you didn't know) for slapping a guy for refusing to take his hat off during the national anthem


and, of course, got thrown out of dang near every class I had in High School. :)

[garryh123]

I got lucky on this one.....Was in a go-go club here one night. I saw someone hit one of da wemenz (LOL)...then saw him and another guy fighting each other the the female.......I grabbed both men by their necks and threw them out the front door..1 (didn't know it) was a cop, he ran away..the other guy bounced off a car and broke his nose on the curb..Didn't know it but he was the owner. He was actually happy that I broke up the fight he gave me FREE BEER the rest of the night! WOOOOHOOOO!!!!

[LivinSoFree]

WOW. Nothin' better than FREE BEER.

[HardJedi]

Originally posted by LivinSoFree
WOW. Nothin' better than FREE BEER. sure there is. there are free "massages":D

[JAG5150]

Garry123 will do anything for free beer.

[JAG5150]

O.K., I was holding on to this one but here it goes. I was a junior in High school, it was history class and we had just finished listening to War of the Worlds. I said," That was so scary, I almost peed my pants". The teacher says,"That will be 15 minutes after school", I say,"For saying peed". Teacher replies,"Yes, and now it's 30 minutes". Me being a smart a$$ say," Yeah how about f*ck you". I was kicked out for a week.
I'd do it again too, I'm not good with ultimatums.

[garryh123]

MMMMMMM beeeeeer! LOL

[JAG5150]

Garry, how you doing brother?

[garryh123]

The attacks are getting worse but the xanex takes the edge off a little......gonna watch some comedies tonight...Baseketball, Kung-Pow and Super Troopers..laughing may as* off seems to be quite the good remedy!

[JAG5150]

Say car Ram-Rod, say car Ram-Rod.
I want a liter of cola.
Burger punk.
Does that look like spit to you.
You gotta love Rod Farva

[garryh123]

I used to be a Deputy back in the late 80's.......used to party with several troopers......man can they drink! LMAO

[garryh123]

Hey Jag5150! Have ya tried the "meow" thing yet? LOL

[Sgt0811]

:(

Mine was as a "group"
We were ordered back on board the ship and then ordered to leave the area. This was in Hawaii on the way to Nam.
Needless to say the Admiral was a little upset.

:no:

[Toby M]

HJ, you were really a rambunctious kid! Reminds me of me when I was younger...LOL May be one of the reasons why I joined the Marines!!!

[JAG5150]

Not the moew, just the chicken***er. LOL

[garryh123]

Or the Bearf*cker! LMAO

[JAG5150]

Schnanigans. Ohhh.

[HardJedi]

Originally posted by Toby M
HJ, you were really a rambunctious kid! Reminds me of me when I was younger...LOL May be one of the reasons why I joined the Marines!!!
LOL HEll, those were just a few of the times I was CAUGHT doing stuff when i was younger. LOL



Course, we were also kisked out of a state pak for setting off military munitions on the 4th of july in 1993 LOL ( green star clusters, pop up, smoke grenads, and arty simulators) :D

[garryh123]

Super troopers was great! Time to watch Galexy Quest!

[Osotogary]

How can one get kicked out of Disneyland? A friend of mine did for grabbing Snow Whites behind. He said it had always been a dream of his since he was little. Good thing the seven dwarfs weren't around.

[Koble_USMC]

We had this thing in college called Breakfast Club that before football games, the bars would open at 0700. My Marine roomates in myself (all of which are commissioned now, so this could probably get incriminating) would dress up in rediculus costumes and go to the bars. One of these times we went as the Super Troopers. We decided that weekend to powerhour before the bar (doing a shot of beer every minute for an hour, just in case you didnt know). By the time we got to the bar and finished our first screwdriver, we were pretty f**ked up. We were kicked out with in the first hour because we had snuck in syrup and instead of chugging it, decided to throw it all over the rich frat boys. That turned into a royal rumble in the street.....drunk as hell and got to beat up frat boys....man I miss college.

[yellowwing]

Good thing the seven dwarfs weren't around. Yeah, the seven dwarfs are off duty Orlando PD! (And I bet they are NOT little people!)

[DSchmitke]

Have never been 86'd. Just lucky so far.