Surgery

[femalemarine_89]

Just thought I would drop a little note.. I go on monday and talk to my surgeon to find out when I can get into have my surgery done. I will keep updated on when it will be and all.. Thanks all..

[garryh123]

I had surgery on both my hands last year.......they give ya good pain killers......had the surgery team laughing thru the whole procedure!

[Timber]

Good luck hope every thing will be ok

[garryh123]

I was scared sh*tless before all 3 of my surgeries! But once that happy juice they pumped in me kicked in--- the smartas* in me kicked in!
Good luck to you and i hope everything comes out ok.

[Sparrowhawk]

Can I come watch?

I'll watch your 6.

After all they might still make you wear one of those open hospital gowns... LMAO

and I'll email you some ice-cream, and chocolates and a card and maybe even call you collect. LOl


Hope everything turns out okay...

[garryh123]

Open hospital gowns! LMAO...Just don't eat any beans before surgury! LMAO

[drillinstructor]

do not take any pain killers.......Take it like a wo---man

[garryh123]

D'OH! I must be a real wimp then! When they were cutting my left hand the pain killers wore off...........could feel every single slice and cut! Needless to say I let the Doc know about it! LMAO

[femalemarine_89]

Thanks all I really appreciate it.. I will know more tomorrow when I get home from the appointment with the surgeon..

[garryh123]

What kind of surgery are you having? I had both hands and back surgery.

[Arlene Horton]

If you need carpal tunnel surgery I can assure you as long as they give you the I.V. happy juice it won't be too bad. I had both hands done 14 years ago (one at a time) and finally stopped dropping things or having a hard time writing. Sorry to say, the d### things came back and I have to have both done again. I'll see the hand surgeon on 21 January. Had both knees done, right one was done twice and probably will have to have them done again. Torn left rotator cuff repair done and back surgery on 31 August....and that's only the ortho stuff I had done. Wonderful world of nursing...patients get wild and then there are the "two ton tessies" that need 4 or more people to move them. Ahh, yes...the joys of Nursing. I'm sure everything will go well with you . Don't try to be too brave, Marine. TAKE THE PAIN MEDS!

[nc.gal]

Tammy, with this kind of surgery, afterwards, you cannot pick up anything heavier than a pillow, so keep that in mind.
Will keep you in my prayers .


nc.gal

[garryh123]

Arlene I had carpal tunnel surgery done on both ny hands the nerves were severly cut into,,,,luckily it worked out fine for me....when I had a cyst removed from my back...it went deep into my muscles...once I saw the white happy juice run thru the tubes....i became quite silly and felt nothing...entertaind the doc with my smart arse mouth....happy times for one and all! LOL

[jfreas]

Goodluck with your surgery Tammy/ I go in to repair a torn rotator cuff on the 1st of Feb. It's the same shoulder I did 5 years ago. I was hitting that button on the auto pain-killer machine they had me hooked up to. Think I wore out two of'em before they let me go home. Hang in there let us know how it's goin.

[Toby M]

Good luck with your surgery Gunny...don't do what I did about 15 years ago. I had arthroscopic (sp?) done on my rt. knee and was golfing five days later. Golf-good...same course as my doctor-not good...got my a** chewed for 15 minutes! I guess I was supposed to be doing rehab or something...Point being, find out where your doctor plays golf or in your case, find out where your doctor goes to the range and goes elsewhere...

[Sparrowhawk]

Originally posted by drillinstructor
do not take any pain killers.......Take it like a wo---man

No, no don't take it like a wo---man, scream like one... not the fearful scream, the other type of scream.... LMAO

[Timber]

Take it easy Tammy everything will be fine.

[DSchmitke]

Tammy Good Luck......

[Namvet67]

It's all temporary...fear of the unknown sucks. Good luck

[JAG5150]

Tammy, my thoughts are with you. And since you did not tell me before this, when you get better you are going to have to go back in to have a size 13 removed.

[mrbsox]

Carpel Tunnel ???
Mom had it done, regretted it

Others I know regretted it also.

Tell the surgeon you changed your mind, and want the

DOUBLE D's instead :banana:

Then send Cook the pictures for him to post :p LOL

Seriously.... prayers are incoming

Terry

[femalemarine_89]

No its not carpal Tunnel. Its diging inside to remove my gall bladder and to check on a couple other things.. Hey Jag, why do I have to get a size 13 removed????

[femalemarine_89]

Hell I dont need to get no Double Ds put in. Already close enough as it is.. LMAO

[JAG5150]

For not telling me earlier that you had to have surgery.

[Sparrowhawk]

Originally posted by femalemarine_89
Hey Jag, why do I have to get a size 13 removed????

Because otherwise they won't fit on our monitors as a screen savers . LOL

HUmmm, 13?

hope things turn out alright; but do keep us up to date.

Cook

[JAG5150]

Cook, why did you change your signature? I was just getting used to the pink.

[grayshade]

Either way ya look at it people, surgery is a bit*%. The painkillers are the only plus, unless you're like me an' screw the painkillers. Pain let's me know I'm alive, and alcohol let's me know I'm getting drunk, life's a bowl o' cherries. On a serious note, have fun, 89, try not to look too scared before they put ya under. Prayers and best wishes, darlin', it'll be smoother than the smoothest smoothie, bet on it. Before ya go under, 89, I dare ya to look the doctor square in the eye and seriously ask him,"What are my chances, doc?" No matter how routine an operation is, there's always that split second that the doc doesn't know what to say when asked that question. :D

[femalemarine_89]

Just got home from the appt with the surgeon. Now I am waiting on the approval from Tricare. Hope that dont last too long, then I am waiting on a phone call from the lady that sets up the surgical appts for the surgery. Thanks for all the concern. I do appreciate it. I have told my husband that he is going to have to get no here while I am in the hosp just to let people know how I am doing. Thanks again.

[JAG5150]

Tammy, I thought that you loved your husband, you're going to send him into a room full of Marines. Now that's what I call love. Don't worry, we'll be gentle.

[femalemarine_89]

LOL.. Thanks Jag.. I appreciate that.. Just want him to keep yall informed on what is going on. Neither one of us is feeling too good today so I think we are going to hit the rack and get some shut eye.. Was up all night lastnight with him being really sick.

[JAG5150]

All right Tammy, you take care of yourself.

[Osotogary]

Before I went under, as I was being hauled down to the O Room, I made sure I that I said hello to everyone who passed me. Later the Doc's said that I was one of their best patients because I was friendly and relaxed. They asked me why I was saying hello to everyone as I was being transported? I told them that I, frankly, did not know who was going to do the procedure and that I wanted to start things off on the right foot.:)
Take care femalemarine_89. You will be fine.

[Timber]

Take care Tammy. Does sound like things are normal though Marine taking care of a sailor LOL.

Do hope you both get better soon.

Semper Fi

[grayshade]

What the hell does a gall bladder do anyhow, help ya digest, and what? Lotta problems for a little thing. Tell ya what, 89, keep the damn thing afterward and then fry it up. 89, at the table,"Digest that, baby!" Keep ya in my thoughts and prayers.
Here's something for your road to recovery.
:bunny:

[TMM54]

Gunny, good luck. At our Clinic, we treat all sorts of muscle,
joint pain, including carpal tunnel type pain, and everyone gets
better. Before you start getting cut on, go to a chiropractor and get a different opinion about what is wrong with you. My prayers to you, Semper Fidelis, Tom Murray, SSGT USMC 1973-1984.
(I have had twelve heart surgeries, two stomach surgeries,
knee surgeries, and every single one of them were unneccessary)

[Timber]

No you don't need a gall bladder but I don't think Eating it will help.

And since you said " You don't need the double D's your close enough " Are you Catherine Bell's twin?

[femalemarine_89]

LOL.. could only wish Timber.. Could only wish..

[Sparrowhawk]

Originally posted by Timber
And since you said " You don't need the double D's your close enough " Are you Catherine Bell's twin?

So that's what Double "D's" look like.... hummm

http://marines.bizland.com/bell.jpg

[JAG5150]

There is always room for improvements, after all we are Marines, not quite gods.

[grayshade]

Might want to speak for yourself, Jag. But I do still need improvements here an' there. Who's pic is that anyway? ;) :yes:

[Arlene Horton]

Waiting for insurance company approval is the worst part of needing hospitalization. You'd think the money was coming out of their pockets. You know you have a great support system with all us Marines praying for you. Since I had 2 "swabbie sons" I'll be nice to your hubby when he clues us in on how you're doing. Semper Fi and very best wishes, Tammy.
Arlene

[mrbsox]

If that's you Gunny 89, may i be the first to say

HUBBA HUBBA


If that is one of Cooks daughters, then....

Ummmmm....

Hummmmm......

Nice post Sgt..... nice family !!
Nothing but respect here !!

[grayshade]

I'm with, sox, wowza. Wile E Coyote would give it two thumbs up. Uh...who is it?

[jfreas]

Thanks Toby. Now let's see playing golf in Western New York in Feb, Mar or even Apr., don't think I'm that much of an avid golfer. Besides I like bowling better the ball comes back to ya.

[Timber]

Good morning, how sick bay today? Feeling better I hope.

[femalemarine_89]

Mornin.. Still the same.. Have had a fever all night but it goes away during the day. got some good meds though so gonna kick em in and hope to be better by the weekend

[Sparrowhawk]

Originally posted by mrbsox
If that's you Gunny 89, may i be the first to say

HUBBA HUBBA


If that is one of Cooks daughters, then....

Ummmmm....

Hummmmm......

Nice post Sgt..... nice family !!
Nothing but respect here !!

no soxs

That's one of Timber 's girlfriend by the name of Catherine Bell

http://marines.bizland.com/bell.jpg


We were comparing her Double DD's to femalemarine's Double D's, We're just waiting now, on femalemarine to post them. LMAO


Not that this has anything to do with femalemarine surgery, we just wanted to know when she's going in, so that one of us can visit her and take a pic of her from behind while she wears one of those hospital gowns. LOL

[thedrifter]

Cook

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Ellie

[femalemarine_89]

Hey Cook.. Does this mean that I am going to need eyes in the back of my head :))

[JAG5150]

I have a zoom lense, we can get up close and personel without even being there. Cook you go in and distract, I'll do the shooting.

[femalemarine_89]

LOL.. Hey Jag you have to know where I will be going first.. LOL

[Sparrowhawk]

Originally posted by femalemarine_89
LOL.. Hey Jag you have to know where I will be going first.. LOL

You're going to supply that to us, so that we can send you cards, flowers and come visiting.

We take female surgeries very serious around here...
very concerned about your health and all....:D

[JAG5150]

I'll just bride your husband, I'm sure that he'll tell, I can be very persistant and you already have him afraid of Marines so my job will be even easier.

[femalemarine_89]

LOL.. Hey Jag, I think you mean bribe and not bride.. LOL.. You would look pretty silly in a wedding dress.. Hey cook, I hope to not be in the hosp for more than 3 days. The part that sucks about this is its going to be close to the time that we will be moving to a new place so most of that is going to be on hubs to have to do..

[mrbsox]

Originally posted by JAG5150
I have a zoom lense, we can get up close and personel without even being there. Cook you go in and distract, I'll do the shooting.

It don't matter if'n its upper clevage or lower clevage. :bunny:

[femalemarine_89]

LOL.. Gee thanks mrb

[JAG5150]

You know, it was all of the years that I worked in the jails.

[femalemarine_89]

LOL.. yeah yeah yeah Jag..

[Mr.Rod]

You in a world of deep doo doo now girlfriend........LMAO......not gonna touch the cleavage thing just yet, but good luck on you surgery..........Rod

[JAG5150]

Go ahead Rod touch the cleavage, you know that you want to.

[grayshade]

I'll do it, Jag, if no one else will. I'll do it for the team. I'll swallow that bullet. What ever other anologies you can think of. Besides, I want to. I've been so lonely for so long. :( By the way, g'day 89, surgery or no surgery, you'll still be my fav. Three days sounds like enough time to cut it up, fry her up, and eat it down. I've never tasted gall bladder before. Let me know the texture :)

[JAG5150]

BBQ anybody. Way to take one for the team grayshade, you the man.

[grayshade]

Yeah, I know. (Inhales deeply and looks off to the horizon)

[femalemarine_89]

Ewwww. I think I will pass on this..

[Timber]

LMAO Thanks Sparrowhawk, don't I wish....

:banana: :marine:

[femalemarine_89]

Timber you are a trip..

[femalemarine_89]

Ok lets see if I can get this to work.. LOL.


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[JAG5150]

Now that is what I'm talking about, did not think that they could improve on ferfection but I geuss that I was wrong.

Gonna have to change your moniker to femalemarine_DDD LOL.

[femalemarine_89]

LOL@Jag.. I thought you and Timber would get a kick out of that.. The only problem is shes a blonde and not a redhead :))

[JAG5150]

I guess that I'll just have to close my eyes and picture a red head


Oh there you are.

[femalemarine_89]

LOL..

[JAG5150]

Femalemarind_DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

OhYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[femalemarine_89]

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there ya go Jag.. once again just for you ;)

[JAG5150]

Watch it giggle, watch it wiggle, jello brand 89

[femalemarine_89]

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LOL..

[JAG5150]

Hey, I want a full frontal view, not complaining though.

[femalemarine_89]

here ya go jag..
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[JAG5150]

Hey I'm getting everything that I'm asking for should I push my luck?

[femalemarine_89]

LOL. depends on how far you dare to push it ;)..ROFLMAO

[JAG5150]

Only as far as Ron will let me.

[femalemarine_89]

ROFLMAO.. he gets a kick out of us on here. When he sees me and you and smitty going at it.. he laughs his ass off.
DAMN 60 SEC RULE...

[JAG5150]

Know what you mean.

Wait a minute, do I amuse you? What am I here to amuse you? LOL

[femalemarine_89]

Of course you are here to amuse me.. What do you think you are here for??

[mrbsox]

(whistles and cheers from the background)

CHANT;

JAG

JAG

JAG

JAG

You go man... push OUR luck :banana:
Clevage is clevage !!

JAG

JAG

JAG

[femalemarine_89]

ROFLMAO@Mrb.. I guess you are his new cheerleader huh??lol

[JAG5150]

Ok, how about Twins, yeah, I think that I'd like twins.

[Timber]

:bunny:

Ok now that's what I'm Talkin' 'bout :yes:

How far will Ron let it go?:thumbup:

[femalemarine_89]

LOL.. hes a sailor and hes not here :)).. I get away with whatever I want to now.. LOL. You cant handle one of me let alone a twin.. LOL

[JAG5150]

Oh but I can sure as hell try and if I die, WHAT A WAY TO GO (LOL)

[femalemarine_89]

LOL.. Leave it to you Jag.. LOL..




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[mrbsox]

"www.femalemarine_89stwinsisterinclevage" didn't seem to work :no:

Anybody else got a addy to try !! LOL

Terry

[femalemarine_89]

LOL@ Terry.. Nice try..

( o )( o )

there ya go. LMAO

[JAG5150]

www. femalemarine_DDD twins try that one

[femalemarine_89]

LOL@ websites.. Im sure cook can come up with something for ya there Terry.. LOL

[JAG5150]

I guess that we'll just have to picture the Barbie twins with red hair.

[femalemarine_89]

LOL you guys are too much.. But you have to keep in mind that I am not getting bigger ones when I have surgery.. NOOOOOOOO thank you.. These are enough.. LOL

[Timber]

ROFLMAO Now I with you Jag, ya only live once. So why not live it up.

[femalemarine_89]

Hey now timber.. Watch it.. Remember we are going to be on your coast hopefully in 2007.. Then Jag and Smitty will have to come that way to visit.. LOL

[JAG5150]

I like them home grown, nothing like a good ole country girl in tight jeans (or flannel PJ's)

[Timber]

Catch a run and I a page behind the story line D***

[Timber]

Come on I need a little excitment, Promise

[femalemarine_89]

LOL.. oh wait now I am a country girl.. Well make it a sick country girl and you might have something there. I do have my justin Ropers.. LOL.. Got to remember you see my license it says Texas on it.. LMAO

[JAG5150]

And they grow everything bigger in Texas or so I've heard.

[femalemarine_89]

LOL... they say everything in tx is bigger.. LOL.. Must be the water.. LOL.. thats why I dont drink the water when I go there.. My husband has 6 other brothers.. All boys no girls.. his poor mom the only way that she has gotten girls into the family is when they get married.. LOL.. Poor woman..

[Timber]

Do those boots come with a mini skirt and Tied up shirt:yes:

And Jag & Smitty are welcome too.

[femalemarine_89]

naw.. they come with a pair of black jeans, and a button down shirt with horses on it.. LOL.. Dont have the stetson anymore as I have to get a new one.. I got the belt buckle though.. LOL.. And dance the good ole cotten eyed joe.. LOL

[Timber]

Got Stetson for ya. do ya like to swing.

[JAG5150]

As long as it is tight jeans, it's all good.

[Timber]

WAIT A MINUTE!!! That did not sound good

[femalemarine_89]

Have never did swing. Everytime we have went to a club in florida it was a country club. It was pretty good, but they always did the cotten eyed joe.. Told hubs that when we have our big wedding this year that we are going to have to do the cotten eyed joe. He laughed and said that he cant imagine me doing that in a big ole wedding dress. Told him to watch me.. LOL

[Timber]

Don't feel bad my wife is too uncoordinated to for it. My friend Kim used to be my partner, we weren't too bad. Do miss dancing a go 20 step

[JAG5150]

How did we stop talking about DDD's to getting into a wedding dress. Damnit, I aint buying the milk I want it for free.

[femalemarine_89]

LOL.. now Jag you are married too so you dont get it for free anymore either.. LOL

[Timber]

Just don't get it. LMAO

More T&A

[femalemarine_89]

you men always want more T & A.. Guess society will always be that way.. LOL

[JAG5150]

Yeah, married, It's a ring not a tombstone, Just cause I'm broke don't mean that I can't window shop.

[femalemarine_89]

LOL.. yeah yeah yeah.. Ron and I was actually talking the other night about that.. Alot of women get mad when the men do that, but you know its a fact of life.. I know who hes going home to and with at night. I trust him.

[Timber]

If it weren't for window shopping we'd go nuts.

Of course we want T&A we are Marines.

[JAG5150]

Yeah, if we didn't we'd be sailors (with the exception of Ron)

[femalemarine_89]

LOL.. Well Ron is living the Marine Corps life.. He is funny, he is soo much different than other sailors.. I guess over the years I have rubbed off on him. I remember at one time I told him that I can change.. He said hell no I love you the way that you are.. Good thing cause I dont think you will ever get the Marine out of me.

[Timber]

LMAO Jag, that's good

[JAG5150]

Which Marine is that Tammy??


You set yourself up.

[femalemarine_89]

ROFLMAO.. Well that is classified.. LOL...

[Timber]

Damn slow computer.

Can't wait to get off go home to real machine.

Where are the pics Jag?

[femalemarine_89]

Which pics are you talking about there Timber?? I have one that Sparrow did and sent to me but not going to post it on here.. LOL.. But funny enough hubs printed it off and has it on his computer at work.. Thank god there isnt a female in his office :))

[JAG5150]

What do you mean, He's in the Navy all of them are females.

[femalemarine_89]

ROFLMAO.. you know what I mean.. Females like me silly goose.. LOL.. and trust me.. Ron is no girl ;).. LOL

[Timber]

That'll do send it email I can't post it anyway, have not figured that stuff out yet

[JAG5150]

With the exception of Ron.

Better?

60 second rule

[femalemarine_89]

Yeah that 60 sec rule sucks.. Guess we are suppose hen peck on the key board.. we are not suppose to know how to type I guess. I will send it to ya timber thru PM..

[Timber]

Got it, DAMMMMMMN

[femalemarine_89]

LOL@ Timber.. thought you would get a kick out of that.. LOL...