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thedrifter
12-26-04, 07:15 AM
By Jeff Merron <br />
Page 2 <br />
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No Kobe. No Calvin. No Colorado. We've had enough of those stories. <br />
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But the Sex Desk at Page 2 is the hub for global news on sex and sports; while other news outlets cut...

thedrifter
12-26-04, 07:19 AM
MAY <br />
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A taste of Castroneves <br />
Helio &quot;Spiderman&quot; Castroneves, two-time Indy 500 winner, has achieved the triple crown of male sex symbolism -- he's been Cosmo's &quot;Hunk of the Month,&quot; one of People's...

thedrifter
12-26-04, 07:20 AM
DECEMBER


Baseball Anna
Howard Stern certainly has the ability to get good quote. When Anna Benson, the wife of Mets pitcher Kris Benson, appeared on his radio show, she said, "I told [Kris], cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I'm going to s---w everybody on your entire team -- coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team. ... Everybody would get a turn." When pressed further, she added that "everybody" included groundskeepers and opposing teams.

Anna has had a long history of, umm, openness about her sex life with the mediocre moundsman. In the May/June issue of Player magazine, she shared a whole lot.


Kris's pregame abstinence drives her nuts. "I hate it. There's no scientific proof that sex is going to hurt your pitching performance," she said. "Each player has his own ritual, and Kris's is no sex when he pitches. It ****es me off because if you tell me I can't have something then that just makes me want it more. I like having sex with Kris. We've had some pretty nasty fights over this issue."

"It's a lot of fun making sex tapes. We share them only with each other. I mean, what guy doesn't want to videotape himself and his woman having sex? All men want to." (Guess she hasn't talked to Dr. J recently.)



"Every time Kris goes out of town, one of the first things we do is get on the phone and have phone sex. It's still the two of us. The only difference is a phone and a movie going on."

Hmmm. Wonder if they pre-sync their DVD players ...

And it's not even a musical
"Take Me Out," the play about a gay baseball player, was put on by more theatre companies in the fall than any other production, reports American Theatre magazine. One of the reasons for its success: it can play in the Red States. For example, Charlotte, N.C., producers modified the scenery and staging so that the players' private bits -- out in the open, so to speak, in the New York version, were obscured by opaque glass and towels.

I am much like Charlotte Simmons
The title character in Tom Wolfe's new novel enters college so shocked by the behavior of her fellow students that she's more Mork than hick. She's an almost unbelievable character -- but after we read about Ingvild Engesland, we're now aware that such a level of cluelessness is now possible.

Engesland, 22, is one of the best skiers in Norway. She also happens to have posed in Lek magazine in naked action shots. She's alone, but she's in action. And nothing -- we did our research -- is left to the imagination.

But the young woman couldn't imagine how much attention she'd get for the 10-photo spread. "I thought it wasn't anything to worry about, there are pictures of naked girls in that magazine every month without it causing a fuss," she said, making it clear that she knew she was posing in a porn book.

She couldn't believe, could not believe, the media response. Talking about the multiple requests for interviews and television appearances, she said, "I am very surprised ... I am not famous at all."

"I want to be recognized as a skier," she added.

Uh huh.



Jeff Merron has been compiling his annual "Sex and Sports" since 2000.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=sexsports/three/2004

Ellie