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Jarhed
12-20-04, 01:28 PM
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DRINKERS GENERAL ORDERS!!! <br />
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1. To take charge of this table and all drinks within reach. <br />
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2. To walk quickly to and from the head to prevent serious interference with...

airframesguru
12-20-04, 01:30 PM
Get some!

These will will posted immediatley!

Semper Fi,

yellowwing
12-20-04, 02:09 PM
Engraved on the mirror of our favorite Irish pub, "This Establishment Promptly Closes at 2 AM. If You Haven't Had Enough to Drink By Then, the Management Feels That You Weren't Trying Hard Enough!"

ivalis
12-20-04, 04:34 PM
ya can't drink all day unless ya start in the morning.

hoytarcher45
12-20-04, 04:44 PM
I love my uncle's bar. The sign reads: "Jack's Bar....Liquor in front, poker in the rear!"

femalemarine_89
12-21-04, 09:56 PM
Now those are some I can definately live by.. WOO HOO