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yellowwing
12-09-04, 10:24 PM
Wed Dec 8,10:26 PM ET Associated Press (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&e=5&u=/ap/naked_man_k9_bite)

MINNEAPOLIS - A naked man was bit in the genitals by a police dog while being arrested for running nude and entering homes in a Minneapolis neighborhood. The man was taken to the hospital for treatment of his injuries.

According to police reports, a police canine unit found the nude suspect shortly after noon Tuesday in a house on the 5400 block of Park Avenue South.

While the officer was ordering the suspect out of the house, the suspect began hitting him, police said.

The dog, which was still leashed, bit the suspect to protect the officer.

Officer Ron Reier, a department spokesman, said police dogs are trained to bite if their partner is attacked. However, dogs are not trained to bite in the groin area. Reier said the dog likely just jumped and bit the man, who was moving around at the time.

"The dog did what the dog is trained to do, and that is protect his handler," Reier said.

After the man was bit, he continued to attack officers and police used a stun gun before eventually restraining him, police said.

The dog was removed from street duty while the incident is being reviewed, and the suspect is in police custody, Reier said.

:banana:

cajunguy
12-09-04, 10:31 PM
Not only took a bite in the guy's genitals, but according to the evening news, actually ripped one of his marbles OFF.


O U C H !!http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage05/17.gif

snipowsky
12-09-04, 10:48 PM
Good for him! Good boy!:banana:

thedrifter
12-09-04, 10:50 PM
Yes Ouch

Now not a blonde Moment,

but why in the world would you be running around naked, in the cold weather....:confused:

Some stranger folks out there....:lick:


Ellie

cajunguy
12-09-04, 10:54 PM
Sounds like that puppy might make a good Marine, huh Snip?http://pages.prodigy.net/bestsmileys1/emoticons1/dogrun2.gif

rockhopper
12-09-04, 11:06 PM
Good dog. :D

hrscowboy
12-09-04, 11:44 PM
snip you are not a well man, you need to come to my ranch and i will work your ass off to keep your mind off being so damn mean.

Catz1611
12-10-04, 12:31 AM
that was the FUNNIEST thing I have read all night! :devious: hee hee

hrscowboy
12-10-04, 01:47 AM
I hope the puppy dont get aids... damn it would be a shame to have to put down a nut crunchin dog...

DSchmitke
12-10-04, 04:52 AM
Pretty stupid on his part to run from a police dog. Stupid is as stupid does.

yellowwing
12-31-04, 03:58 AM
Okay, here is my nudity story.

In the last Millenium, in the year of 1985 in the long ago forgotten outpost of MCAS El Toro, there were a few thousand Marines in Orange County California.

For some reason we young pups in the barracks were obessed with water fights. Ambushing each other with gouts of water became great fun.

This went on for about two weeks. Battle lines and sides were arbitraily chosen. Everyone was on edge, waiting for the last Armegeddon barracks water fight.

The Cold War was in full swing, and we were concerned with this barracks antics. Very serious business.

Finally one fateful Friday evening, I was in the shower preparing for another round of hitting on the Marine Groupies at the E-Club.

Just as I was rinsing off, I hear the sounds of the last great water battle. All sides were letting loose the tsunami of war.

Gods be damned, I grab a towel and head towards my water weapon.

Strangely enough, both sides are stunned to see a naked Indian joining the water fight.

Its a wonder that we ever defeated the Soviet Union!

Osotogary
12-31-04, 04:02 AM
So that's where "water sports" all started, ehh? LMAO

woodman
12-31-04, 09:12 AM
Damn ! I wonder if they'd sell me that dog for my new partner.

hrscowboy
12-31-04, 10:50 AM
hahaha i can only imagine what those brothers thought when they saw a naked indian running at them screaming probably scared the hell out of them...

Namvet67
12-31-04, 10:53 AM
LOL...my kind of dog.

Toby M
12-31-04, 11:10 AM
I wonder what kind of dog it was? I want one like that...perfect for greeting those pesky religious nuts that dare to come to my door-especially when I am watching a good game or cooking dinner!

hrscowboy
12-31-04, 11:44 AM
hey sgt toby M i never thought of that sicum on them later day saints when they come botherin ya what a trip to see that...

USMC-FO
12-31-04, 12:58 PM
Jeez....running around in MN in the buff in mid winter and the fellow looses a 'nad'......I would have thought "shrinkage" would have been an issue ??