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10-09-02, 03:11 PM
THE SECOND MOST USEFUL WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "Fu*k" In language "Fu*k" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fu*kedMary) and intransitive (Mary was fu*ked by John). It can be an active verb (Mary really doesn't give a fu*k); or an adverb (Mary is really fu*king interested in John); and as a noun, (Mary is a terrific fu*k). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fu*king beautiful). As you see there are very few words with the versatility of Fu*k. Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a fu*king *******."
It can be used to tell time - "It's five fu*king thirty."
It can be used in business - "How did I end up with this fu*king job?"
It can be maternal - as in "Mother****e."
Below is a useful Vocabulary Chart
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1. Greetings--------------------"How the fu*k are you?"
2. Fraud-----------------------"I got fu*ked buy the car dealer."
3. Dismay----------------------"Oh fu*k it."
4. Trouble----------------------"Hell, I guess I'm fu*ked now."
5. Agression--------------------"Fu*k You"
6. Disgust----------------------"Fu*k me."
7. Confusion--------------------"What the fu*k..."
8. Difficulty-------------------"I don't understand this fu*king business"
9. Despair----------------------"Fu*ked again."
10. Exasperation----------------"For fu*ks sake."
11. Enjoyment------------------"This is fu*king great."
12. Hostility------------------"I'm going to knock your fu*king head off."
13. Stupidity--------------------"Geir Begerund is a Fu*kwad!"
14. Incompetence---------------"He's such a fu*kup."
15. Ignorance-------------------"Fu*k if I know."
16. Displeasure------------------"What the fu*k is going on here?"
17. Lost-------------------------"Where the fu*k are we?"
18. Disbelief---------------------"Unfu*kingbelievable!"
19. Retaliation-------------------"Up your fu*king ass."
20 Suprise-----------------------"Fu*kin A!"
21.Suprise ----------------------"Well I'll be fu*ked."
22 Suspicion---------------------"What the fu*k are you doing?"
23 Contempt------------------"Fu*k you and the horse you rode in on!"
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Famous Quotes.
1. General Custer's last words.............."Look at all the fu*king Indians!"
2. Mayor of Hirshima.........................."Holy FU*K!"
3. Captain of the Titanic..."Where is all this fu*king water coming from?"
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "Fu*k" In language "Fu*k" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fu*kedMary) and intransitive (Mary was fu*ked by John). It can be an active verb (Mary really doesn't give a fu*k); or an adverb (Mary is really fu*king interested in John); and as a noun, (Mary is a terrific fu*k). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fu*king beautiful). As you see there are very few words with the versatility of Fu*k. Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a fu*king *******."
It can be used to tell time - "It's five fu*king thirty."
It can be used in business - "How did I end up with this fu*king job?"
It can be maternal - as in "Mother****e."
Below is a useful Vocabulary Chart
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1. Greetings--------------------"How the fu*k are you?"
2. Fraud-----------------------"I got fu*ked buy the car dealer."
3. Dismay----------------------"Oh fu*k it."
4. Trouble----------------------"Hell, I guess I'm fu*ked now."
5. Agression--------------------"Fu*k You"
6. Disgust----------------------"Fu*k me."
7. Confusion--------------------"What the fu*k..."
8. Difficulty-------------------"I don't understand this fu*king business"
9. Despair----------------------"Fu*ked again."
10. Exasperation----------------"For fu*ks sake."
11. Enjoyment------------------"This is fu*king great."
12. Hostility------------------"I'm going to knock your fu*king head off."
13. Stupidity--------------------"Geir Begerund is a Fu*kwad!"
14. Incompetence---------------"He's such a fu*kup."
15. Ignorance-------------------"Fu*k if I know."
16. Displeasure------------------"What the fu*k is going on here?"
17. Lost-------------------------"Where the fu*k are we?"
18. Disbelief---------------------"Unfu*kingbelievable!"
19. Retaliation-------------------"Up your fu*king ass."
20 Suprise-----------------------"Fu*kin A!"
21.Suprise ----------------------"Well I'll be fu*ked."
22 Suspicion---------------------"What the fu*k are you doing?"
23 Contempt------------------"Fu*k you and the horse you rode in on!"
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Famous Quotes.
1. General Custer's last words.............."Look at all the fu*king Indians!"
2. Mayor of Hirshima.........................."Holy FU*K!"
3. Captain of the Titanic..."Where is all this fu*king water coming from?"
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