View Full Version : The Most Functional Word In The English Language

10-08-02, 06:50 PM
Well, it is S - H - * - T ........That's right, sh*t! Sh*t may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider this:

You can be sh*t faced
Sh*t out of luck
Or have sh*t for brains
With a little effort, you can get your sh*t together,
Find a place for your sh*t
Or decide to sh*t or get off the pot.
You can smoke sh*t,
Buy sh*t, sell sh*t,
Lose sh*t, find sh*t,
Forget sh*t,
And tell others to eat sh*t and die.
Some people know their sh*t,
While others cant tell the difference between sh*t and shineola.
There are lucky sh*ts,
Dumb sh*ts,
Crazy sh*ts,
And sweet sh*ts.
There is bull sh*t,
Horse sh*t
And chicken sh*t.
You can throw sh*t,
Sling sh*t,
Catch sh*t,
Shoot the sh*t,
Or duck when sh*t hits the fan.
You can give a sh*t
Or serve sh*t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep sh*t
Or be happier than a pig in sh*t.
Some days are colder than sh*t,
Some days are hotter than sh*t.
And some days are just plain sh*tty.
Some music sounds like sh*t,
Things can look like sh*t,
And there are times when you feel like sh*t.
You can have too much sh*t,
Not enough sh*t,
The right sh*t,
The wrong sh*t
Or a lot of weird sh*t.
You can carry sh*t,
Have a mountain of sh*t,
Or find yourself up sh*t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh*t,
And other times you fall in a bucket of sh*t and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, It's the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your sh*t, You don't need to know anything else


10-08-02, 07:29 PM
That sorry sh*t!

10-08-02, 07:34 PM



10-08-02, 07:36 PM
That's some fvcked up **** there.......

And, "I" was always taught that 'f*ck' was the worlds most universal word......

Maybe different schools, I dunno. Sounds about fvcked up beyond all comprehension to me.

Semper FI

10-08-02, 08:07 PM
S ***O n the S hingle

get your S *** together

same S *** different day

this S ***is fun, but I'll quit now