TracGunny for FL Elections Commissioner

[yellowwing]

Lost asbsentee ballots, squabbles on voting precincts, doubts on paper trails for ATM voting machines, confusion on provisional ballots...they have had four years to iron things out!

I think TracGunny could square them away. Heck, Osotogary could be his South Florida Deputy Director.

[Osotogary]

Thank you Yellowwing. I will make sure that everyone gets to vote at least twice during this Presidential Election (three times if a person can make it to three different counties by the end of the voting period). Under my South Florida guidelines one person can vote as a conservative, liberal and or independent, under as many different names or aliases as he or she likes....alive or dead, felon or not. Heck, if anyone of you has an illegal relative or friend, legal voting age or not, bring them down to South Florida. I'll make sure that he or she gets their name changed to John or Joan Smith and they can then go on a voting spree...the more the merrier. My motto is: "What the heck is an election without a recount!"
Thank you once again Yellowwing for your confidence in me. Say, why don't you come down here to vote. I'll even change your name to Smith. LOL

[thedrifter]

We are missing....TracGunny....

Come out of hiding John...;) :D


Ellie

[yellowwing]

The new motto:
Vote Early! Vote Often!
:banana:

[HardJedi]

Hey, in the past ( LONG TIME AGO, under Pendergast) the Kansas City area had a pretty sizable "graveyard" vote. maybe you could bring that back, Ostogary?

[Osotogary]

It is done, HardJedi and they all have the name of Smith. May their souls rest in peace after they vote.

[TracGunny]

there's an election this year?!?

[Osotogary]

Yes there is TracGunny. The only reason I found out that this year was an election year was because I have been selected to be your Deputy Director of Elections in South Florida by someone who decides these kind of things from Canada. LOL

[yellowwing]

(well, its better than a Frenchman making appointments) :)

[HardJedi]

HUH? Frenchman? They STILL exist? DANG! it's been too long, sombodey needs to drop ten dollars on some street kids and go take over that place again.

[Osotogary]

You have been gifted with tremendous delegation acumen. You really know how to choose the right people for the right job. When do I start?

[yellowwing]

Acumen? I've never touched any men! :confused:

[Osotogary]

Acumen- Keeness of perception, discernment, especially in practical matters.

[yellowwing]

Oh. Thanks! Is that a compliment?

[Osotogary]

I don't use that word acumen often. I thought that now was as good a time as any. LOL
Of coarse acumen is not to be mistaken for albumen (the white of an egg)
Yes indeed, you were given a compliment.

[marinemom]

Why am I starting to get the feeling that the last "recount madness" was mild compared to that will happen when John takes over..........

I can see it now "Aw right you pansy election workers! Lemme see you drop and give me 25! And who told you that you could so it slow"

God help Florida!

[cjwright90]

I bet if he (Kerry) loses, you can definately expect a ton of recounts.

[HardJedi]

got that right CJ. Hell, I bet if the election results were like those of Reagan V. Mondale, Kerry would STILL insist on a recount.


I think I'll just go to sleep now. Will someone wake me up on the 3rd please?

[yellowwing]

Hey I've cast my vote already, I'm up for a four day kegger party! You with me? :yes:

[Osotogary]

Actually, I am. It will help me decide who to vote for. LOL
A 4 dayer? Man, that's heavy duty. What's the grub going to be like? Or is is there going to be any grub?

[HardJedi]

Hmmn, well, I'll join in! where we gonna have it at?


as for food? hell, who cares? Long as it's not brocoli ;)

[yellowwing]

Geez-gotta have grub. I always wanted to try a pig in the ground. Who knows how to cook a pig like that?