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greensideout
10-20-04, 09:01 PM
Sometimes a member will hit us with a one-liner that is so good, or so funny or so to the point that it needs to be archived.

Here is the thread to do that.

I will start it out with one made tonight.


"Someone give that girl a Milkbone".
snipowsky; in reference to Teresa Kerry.
HardJedi
10-20-04, 09:48 PM
great idea! It would take me a year to search back through and find em all though LOL
greensideout
10-20-04, 10:11 PM
That's the reason for the thread! So many are lost. We can start saving them now. There have been many good ones but many more good ones will come.
devildog21345
10-20-04, 10:13 PM
I Wouldn't Own A Dog That Ugly
greensideout
10-20-04, 10:41 PM
devildog---you are supposed to quote someone else---lol.

If the one-liner makes you smile, laugh, or even if you are offened by it---post it here for all of us to enjoy or build a head of steam. :)
Nagalfar
10-20-04, 11:07 PM
If that guy gets to be any bigger of a as*hole, his shoulders will cave in from the weight!

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder..

If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless?

Those who live by the sword get shot by those of us who don't.

The difference between kinky and fun, fun is a feather.. kinky is the whole chicken!
snipowsky
10-21-04, 04:29 AM
LOL Thanks greensideout!

Semper Fi brother!
awb5711
10-21-04, 10:55 AM
OIF 1 was about "winning the hearts and minds"

Now its about "2 in the heart and 1 in the mind"
Sparrowhawk
10-21-04, 11:22 AM
"I Wouldn't Own A Dog That Ugly"



devildog21345, response in reference to snipowsky's reference to Teresa Kerry.
snipowsky
10-21-04, 03:05 PM
This is my favorite! Concerning which firearm would you carry into battle?

fulmetaljackass:

"Carrying a firearm into battle? Are you crazy? A person could get killed like that!"

snipowsky: ROFLMFAO:devious: :banana: :thumbup:
HardJedi
10-21-04, 04:38 PM
That IS a good one Snipowsky. LOL
hrscowboy
10-21-04, 07:13 PM
so it be said so it be written
HardJedi
10-21-04, 08:54 PM
USMC-FO about Sparrowhawk's broken PP

"The advanced two palm inverted "Johnsonl" shift has been known to burst blisters ......."



LOL
HardJedi
10-21-04, 09:30 PM
2nd LT Jdfairman, when discussing who is senior and the capabilities of different ranks in the USMC

"Awww COME ON!!!! I mumble to myself alot and absolutely love playing with mud, but I hate choo-choos"
yellowwing
10-22-04, 02:41 AM
I think this might be Sparrowhawk's favorite Yellowwing one liner,
"John Kerry has a bust of Ho Chi Mihn on his desk."
mrbsox
10-22-04, 09:26 AM
BITE ME
House Mouse
10-22-04, 02:11 PM
Osotogary once said something like this..


"It Is possible to laugh so hard you P in your pants at the same time."


I have always wondered how he found out!

I wonder why he never drew a cartoon about that?
Osotogary
10-22-04, 02:37 PM
House Mouse,
I may have said that in reference to my youth when my brother and I were being spanked by my Dad. We'd look at one another crying and then start laughing and then start peeing. Of course, pardon the pun, this just really pizzed off my Dad and both my brother and I would get spanked again. I'll probably experience the same thing happenening as I enter the late sixties only this time I won't have to be spanked! LOL
You actually want me to draw a picture of myself peeing on myself? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO way!
greensideout
10-22-04, 09:08 PM
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greensideout
10-22-04, 09:32 PM
Quote; "My boot camp was eternal".

Eaglestrikes, about training.



What Marine recruit hasn't hit the rack thinking that! LOL