View Full Version : They're gona strip search her!
Sparrowhawk
10-06-04, 01:34 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20040929/mdf712037.jpg
Homemaking icon Martha Stewart will serve her five-month jail sentence for lying about a suspicious stock sale at a minimum security prison in West Virginia. Stewart, is due to report for her sentence on Oct 8.
Can you imagine having to stripe seach her?
Talk about PTSD! LMAO
thedrifter
10-06-04, 01:36 PM
Good thing I don't have that Job........:eek:
Ellie
airframesguru
10-06-04, 01:49 PM
Cook,
You got me. I thought you were following Ms. Ellies lead.
At any rate, hope they have good gloves.
S/F,
Mike
yellowwing
10-06-04, 01:53 PM
I dunno', after a six beer, it wouldn't be to bad!
hrscowboy
10-06-04, 01:54 PM
Run Ethyl Run.........
Osotogary
10-06-04, 02:11 PM
Yellowwing,
Perhaps she could interest you in a fine Cabernet to go with your Elk? A picnic in Winnipeg? Well, maybe after she comes out of the slammer.
Ed Palmer
10-06-04, 02:18 PM
If you drink hard and fast enough she might look good at closing time,
My problem is I dont think I can drink that much.
I'd bag her just so I could write a book about it and make lots of money.
Yeah I know - I'm a wh0re
yellowwing
10-06-04, 02:51 PM
You could call the book, "It was a Good Thing!" ;)
Sparrowhawk
10-06-04, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by enviro
I'd bag her just so I could write a book about it and make lots of money.
Yeah I know - I'm a wh0re
How about "Uncovering Martha's Secret?
Osotogary
10-06-04, 06:51 PM
She may wind up writing a book about Enviro titled "There's a Fighting Hole In the Kitchen."
TracGunny
10-06-04, 07:34 PM
Martha naked... shudder ew, yuck.
Spike Berner
10-08-04, 11:37 AM
In the above picture she looks like death eatin' a cracker; what is she going to look like in 5 months, Hanoi Jane?
airframesguru
10-08-04, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by Spike Berner
In the above picture she looks like death eatin' a cracker; what is she going to look like in 5 months, Hanoi Jane?
I'm sure some one there will "put a smile on her face"!:yes:
Nice!! Now after reading all that my mental picture is torchuring me. Thanks for the visual. Does the guy/girl who does the strip search get a couple days off to recover?
Sparrowhawk
10-09-04, 10:06 AM
http://vvakerry.bizland.com/martha.jpg
jo_beth
10-09-04, 10:22 AM
ew!
the thought alone is enough to gross out on.
Sparrowhawk
10-10-04, 06:26 PM
http://www.nydailynews.com/ips_rich_content/179-FRONT_BIG.jpg