Whom to believe. Lemme see, have I got this straight?

[Super Dave]

I'm trying to get all this political stuff straightened out in my head so I'll know how to vote come November. Right now, we have one guy saying one thing. Then the other guy says something else.

Whom to believe. Lemme see, have I got this straight?

Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good... Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad...

Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good... Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq - bad...

Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good... Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists -good... Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator - bad...

Clinton bombs Chinese embassy - good... Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad...

Clinton commits felonies while in office - good... Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit - bad...

Clinton says mass graves in Serbia - good... Entire world says WMD in Iraq - bad...

No mass graves found in Serbia - good... No WMD found Iraq - bad...

Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good... Following Recession under Bush - bad...

Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good... World Trade Centers fall under Bush - bad...

Clinton says Saddam has nukes - good... Bush says Saddam has nukes - bad...

Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good... Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...

Terrorists training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good... Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad...

Milosevic not yet convicted - good... Saddam in custody - bad...

Ah, it's so confusing! How Should I vote???


My favorite bumper sticker - Vote Democratic - It's easier than thinking!

[yellowwing]

Well, I'll break to the news to ya. Between these two, I'd vote for Bush if I were you. Clinton is not running. He's writing books now. LOL :banana:

[thedrifter]

Dave since you have me all confused again.....Does that mean I'm a Republican.......;)


Ellie

[Super Dave]

Yes You are a Republican, remember that in November...

[Sparrowhawk]

Originally posted by yellowwing
Well, I'll break to the news to ya. Between these two, I'd vote for Bush if I were you. Clinton is not running. He's writing books now. LOL :banana:

Clinton writes book on lies - good

Bush read's the good book - bad

[yellowwing]

Okay, ya got me on that one. ;)

[Osotogary]

I think that we should let the guy who shot his groin figure this one out.

[Sparrowhawk]

Originally posted by Osotogary
I think that we should let the guy who shot his groin figure this one out.

have been a cartoon..lol

[HardJedi]

Nice post Dave. where's all the liberals to tear this one apart? ;)