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lakers
09-29-02, 12:38 AM
( THANKS TO YOU KNOW WHO)
1. Pull up your pants and take that earring out. You look like an
idiot.
2. It's called a "gravel road. No matter how slow you drive, you're
still
going to get dust on your BMW.
So, drive or git outta the way.
3. We drive four-wheel drive vehicles because we need them.
4. Yeah, we all started hunting and fishing before we started to
school.
Sure, we saw "Bambi" but we got
over it.
5. Any reference to "Jesus Freaks" will be considered a compliment.
6. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod but don't cry when a
catfish
breaks it off at the handle.
(We have a name for that little
10 inch bass you are fishing for - - its called "bait.")
7. That bent-over farmer did more work before breakfast than you do all
week
including your visits to the
gym. He does not need your respect but he surely DESERVES it.
8. If your cell phone rings while we are in the green field watching
for a
buck, we will shoot it. You might
hope you don't have it to your ear at that time. (This should also be
applied in restaurants and movies as
well!)
9. That's right, we go to church on Sunday morning - - and on Sunday
night
and on Wednesday night - -
and any other time the church is having services.
10. A high school football game or a little league baseball game is
just as
important here as your
professional teams and a lot more fun to watch.
11. If you bring "coke" into our homes, it had better be brown, wet,
and
best when served over a glass of
ice.
12. So you have a $60,000 car. We're really impressed. Shoot, we
drive
tractors, cotton pickers and
hay balers that cost a quarter million dollars, and we only drive them
a few
weeks each year.
13. Remember, we stop when lights are red and most of the time when
they are
yellow.
14. Our women hunt, fish, and drive trucks - - simply because they want
to.
So, if you are a feminist, we
don't think you are very cute.
15. Yeah, we eat catfish, deer, rabbit, and squirrel, too. You want
sushi?
It's available. You can get it
at the bait shop.
16. Those are goats, cows, chickens, and pigs - - and that is exactly
what
they smell like. Get over it.
17. So, you don't like North Carolina? Well, Interstate 40 runs two
ways -
East and West. We also
have Interstate 95 that runs two ways- North and South. JUST PICK
ONE!
18. So people you pass in our county areas wave and most people on our
city
streets smile. We call it
being friendly. You might try to understand the concept.
19. The opening day of deer season is like a religious holiday. In many
places, they serve deer hunters
breakfast at the neighborhood church.
20. And last, we still believe in the Bible; that Jesus is the only
way to
get to Heaven.

Can anyone say AMEN?

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NamGrunt68
09-29-02, 07:26 AM
Dang Lady, ya done gone and made me homesick for Carolina !! Now I feel like a Yankee just cause I live in Virginny !!:D

lakers
09-29-02, 10:00 AM
COME ON BACK FOR A VISIT DANE, YA KNOW THEY AIN'T NOTHING BETTER THAN NORTH CAROLINA :D

NamGrunt68
09-29-02, 10:39 AM
I get down to Carolina everynow and then to visit relatives....I was born in Mecklanburg County, and was raised in Rock Hill SC until I was 18...then joined the Corps and neva went back !!!!!
Gamecocks and Tarheels are numba one in mah book !!!!

lakers
09-29-02, 10:50 AM
MECKLANBURG, RIGHT UP THE ROAD FROM ME, BOUT 40 MINS.
I KNOW YA GOTTA BE MISSIN IT HERE, THIS BE GOD'S COUNTRY :D , THATS WHY THE SKY IS CAROLINA BLUE ;) , AND THEM TARHEELS, OH YEA !!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT YA MISSIN DON'T YA DANE :p

NamGrunt68
09-29-02, 11:09 AM
Coon hunting all night
Catawba River
Santee Cooper River
Lower taxes
Myrtle Beach (when it was small and nice)
Smokie Mountains
Liquid Corn (got sum here, but ain't as good)
Drive Inn Movie
Drive in Grills
Flying Saucer Inn
Dutch Mill Inn
Cherry Road
I could go on and on but that's enuff fer now !!!!

lakers
09-29-02, 11:12 AM
UHHUH :yes: , ALL THIS AND MORE :D